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Last night my daughter had a girlfriend around for dinner, the girls started talking about breast enlargements and they could not understand any woman having such an operation, thinking that I could make a contribution here I stated that anything more than a mouthful was wasted. I got into about 41 different kinds of trouble and banished to the workshop.
What did I do wrong? All I was trying to do was to show that I was in touch with me feminine side. Never understand the female mind.:confused:
ROTFLOL!!!!
Ah Phil, It's the same as that question, "do I look fat..... etc etc"
Sorry, but it's another discussion that will never be won, unless perhaps, "I like ... as they are... I accept (nearly) whatever they wish to do to themselves" then RUN to your workshop :D :D
Cheers
Wendy
Banishment to the workshop was the punishment? Sounds like you did good, and they approved!
So where do you get sent when you do bad?
No matter how hard I try after 32 years of marriage I still don't get the female mind works, its hard to be a sensitive bloke :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by rufflyrustic
im honestly trying to work out what youd did wrong, if they mention boobies then theys on discussion table, so to speak. Oh... I also agree with Stuarts comment :p
Yeh, cut some mortices, when I am realy bad you don't want to know:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuart.
Did the blood wash out of your shirt allright,and did it mop up off the floor ok?:D
:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil Spencer
Women are funny creatures.
And I don't mean funny as in "Ha Ha" funny.
Hoots @ Phil!
Dangerous territory mate, very very dangerous. It doesn't matter whatever you say, you WILL be in the poo :eek:
At least you got to go to the shed :D
By daring to have an opinion, you show that you think about women's business and as such are included in "all womens trouble is caused by your kind of males".
Next time try saying:
"I think it is terrible that some women have such poor self-esteem, that they think that they have to larger breasts to look more attractive than other women. I wish more women realised that what is really attractive is being independant, strong minded and intelligent (as you say this last part, gaze adoringly at your missus)."
:rolleyes:
My "rule" with women is that it isn't what you say, but how you say it that counts - it doesn't matter that your contribution was on "their side", if the women felt that it was said like a bloke, then it doesn't matter - you were wrong.
So you just need to practice your delivery, Phil.
Try saying the following (without a grin on your face):
"You are so right, Charlene. It's just typical -those girls just do it to please men. Men are soooo obsessed with size ...and just imagine how uncomfortable they would be!!! Men shoud be grateful when they are allowed to touch anyone's breasts even your little ones."
To do this properly, put on your best Sybil Fawlty voice and repeat after me "Ooooh I know, I know.....Did he really? ...Well they are all same...Ooooh yes"
Thanks for all the advice guys, I will let you all know how it goes. If you don't see a post from me send flowers..
Phil
...and I thought the correct answer to the question "Does this make my bum look big?" was "No, it really is big.":confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by rufflyrustic
Jeepers guys, you have it ALL wrong!
Just bet them a gold coin that you can make them wiggle without touching them.
OK, so you lied :D :D :D
Stand up and be proud that you are a man !!!:D:cool:
When they say women are from Venus, they are so true. Never will the two minds understand the other side of the story.
Some say that women are proof theres life in outer space, me I think we are just wired different and all we can do is hope that people like rufflyrustic can help us cross that divide.
Yeah ok who am I bullsh^#@$#! to ?
Dude, you were in the caca as soon as you uttered the firstword. After 21 years of wonderful wedded bliss cough cough the old I like it the way it is tends to be the safest.
Remember its not that you are gonna be in the caca it's how deep ?
Oh well it gives you a chance to DIY and play with some wood;):eek::D
What you did wrong is an easy one to answer. You opened your mouth. Men will never have the answer women want to hear... Unless you're a pathological liar.
Still ROTFLOL and now PMP!!!!!! :D
Clinton's got the best answer I've heard, ever!!!! :)
cheers
Wendy
Gay is looking like a viable option:o :o :o
How do they find a hairy spotty asre attractive:confused:
My girlfriend who is a bit chubby asked me if I minded (that she was a bit chubby) I answered no I think your ok, well it must have been the wrong answer because that was in February and I haven't laid eyes on her since.
So more than a mouthfull is a handfull?
WENDY,:eek: I didn't really need to know that!:o Just don't roll in it.:confused::DQuote:
Originally Posted by rufflyrustic
Regards,
Barry.
You shoulda played Schultz... :rolleyes:
Other than that, I have no comments about the size of those things, since I do, in fact live in Japan and all things are smaller here...
(Another generalization that is total utter BS. I have proof and that's all I am saying in case she hits me. :eek: )
Looks good in print but reality this is when you will then get the no win questionQuote:
Originally Posted by Clinton1
" So you don't thing i'm as attractive as other women" , and though this isn't what you said its what she heard.
As my old Dad always said the longer you know one the less you will ever understand how she thinks :rolleyes:
Now a good TS or band saw its logic you can understand , if you don't respect or follow the instructions then it will bite you but with a women the instructions change from moment to moment and you don't get any new updates or downloads you are expected to know what they want, and when you don't get it right ..... which is most times, well only the depth varies.
As to the discussion with three females about breast enlargement the shed is the safest place, and only place to make any comments.;)
Rgds
Women may have many faults,
Men have only two,
Evrything they say, and eveything they do.:D