, the suave, sophisticated, ruggedly handsom, devil may care, woodturner, had just returned from his latest overseas holiday.
He opened the door to his workshop, and to his surprise......... http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif
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, the suave, sophisticated, ruggedly handsom, devil may care, woodturner, had just returned from his latest overseas holiday.
He opened the door to his workshop, and to his surprise......... http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif
La........Lagerphone which they had made from all the empty toohies blue stubbie tops left after there stay!
Upon seeing this found he needed one of Doorstop's superlaxatives to be able to express himself....
...wee handful of shortbread to take me back to Grannies home cookin' all the while pondering what have I done to deserve this big bounteous beautiful blue monster taking up my floor space that some magnanamous .....
person from the Jim Hanson Muppets Workshop must have left behing when they were here dropping off the largerphone.
"Oh well," sighed "I guess there is only one thing I can do and thet is to..........."
...ly revered,respected,rejuvenated, piece of art to donate to the National museum off of this here big blue beast of a brute..but "Och aye I canna gie mi time to wee fantasies so....
I'll off ta ma wee beddy, there ta sleep and dream of things a ken and those I dinna ken, and on the morrow, I shall.......
contact the BBL(big blue lathe)Lost Home people and see if they have anyone....
sit back down with that goodlooking doorstop, suck on a brew , and look up at the cieling and say.......*****
sit back down with goodlooking doorstop , sucking on a cold brew looking up at cieling and wondering if i only would have......
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RANDYSWOODWORKING
not bought fourex, however, if Doorstop could see his way clear to bring some Grange Hermitage we could....
...credit card that the bank of Scotland presented to him in gratitude for him having left those shores all those years ago thereby giving the locals.....
the chance to read about his exploits in the land down under and remark to themsleves....
what a great bloke. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gifHe is so suave, sopisticated and charming but his modesty is his major quality. It was a pity to lose him to the Antipodies but
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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"
after what happened to the local minister daughter, we feel that..
he would have been singing soprano if he stuck around much longer.
We were sad to see him go but as we all know a in the hand is worth.......
nose (after his "quiet chat" with the minister),
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he decided to grow a beard , partly as a disguise and partly because all Scotsmen have beards,usually red, making them very difficult to understand!
Och Aye he cried and without further ado he...
...cast aside his razor thinking in the true scottish fashion that he could now save many a penny to ....
...much to his delight his one bright shiny penny ..a reminder of his first commission as a woodturner turning power poles 16 hrs a day with little to show but humungous piles of...
fancy but slightly defective toothpicks!, "Struth" said ( with a thick Scotts accent ) what will.....
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Redgun and Banksia toothpick holder , you all knows the one, (it was the first botched job to come off)....
...with no option but to consider the whimsical whims of woodworkers who with their S.A. knowledge of REAL hardwoods and the skills required therein to....
EXCITMENT, who were gathering to decide which of the countries great events they could lay their hands on.. eventually it was decided not to worry too much about events , and look toward getting rid of the MONSTRSITY of a thing known as the "Federation arch".
Someone suggested sending it to Doorstop to see if.....
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could turn it into toothpicks to be used by the thoughtful...........
a BBBlathe and could spin it into some useful.....
Nose filters to withstand not only those carcinegenic properties of those Eastern State timbers but also their BBQ's that operate without a good steeped sauce and the appropriate libation of a good quality and quantity of a Coona...
after which a great hue and cry went up as the tritoneers ...............
and the coona whinerys promated it as the drink of......
the Age's ..truly full bodied unlike those cold blue nuns, but more in the oak like a good Cab-Sav of said Coona region the likes which until now had never...
been thought of without the development of the bbbl as a wine pressing......
Beer swigeling, nancy humping, tree hugging,certified...
poofter pressing anal nudging winery tour de force that managed to fix.....
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