U, Beaut & Robbo at Brisbane WWW Show

OK Queenslanders, we'll be there again this year on Stand 34 and the crew will comprise of "U" (that's me, Neil https://www.ubeaut.biz/approval.gif) "Beaut" (that's her, Pauline http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/funny/gorgeous.gif) and back again by popular demand, (he demanded to come) "" (that's him, The Axe Wielding Mongrelhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/dark2.gif) We have spared no expense to bring this legend back to Brizzie just for you.

We are looking forward to seeing old (and not so old) faces and meeting more members at the show again this year, and to this end, are offering a very special entry to genuine members. To find out more please send me a PM and I will elaborate.

We will be demonstrating constantly throughout the weekend, hoping to build on the number of U-Beaut users for our Queensland distributors.

Because of the demo's we are often extremely busy and may not have time to meet or greet, but will do our best. With this in mind, I apologise in advance to anyone who may feel slighted or missed out. We are there firstly for business and although we would love to stand and chat it isn't always possible. We hope you will understand.

Cheers - Neil :)

PS We all love scones, fruit ones, date ones, cheese ones, jam n cream ones, we don't mind. https://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif

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Originally Posted by ubeaut

PS We all love scones, fruit ones, date ones, cheese ones, jam n cream ones, we don't mind. https://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif

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Not to mention Zed's muffins.;)

I can't compete with Soundman's scones, but I could try my hand at a dovetailed tomato or carrot ;) :rolleyes: :D

cheers
Wendy

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Originally Posted by rufflyrustic

I can't compete with Soundman's scones, but I could try my hand at a dovetailed tomato or carrot ;) :rolleyes: :D

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Hand cut or routed?

Only the best for U, Beaut and - by hand of course, My router's a bit dusty :D Sorry, but no shellac finish :p ;)

Ahhh.. salad with character. :D

are ya coming to the newcastle show?

Better than salad with attitude

Hey Neil,

Now theyll come:p .

Read s l o w l y north brothers and sisters;:D

AY, OK Queenslanders, AY we'll be there again this year on Stand 34 AY and the crew will comprise of "U" (that's me, Neil https://www.ubeaut.biz/approval.gif) "Beaut" (that's her, Pauline http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/funny/gorgeous.gif) and back again by popular demand AY, (he demanded to come) "" (that's him, The Axe Wielding Mongrelhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/dark2.gif) We have spared no expense AY to bring this legend back to Brizzie just for you. AY

We are looking forward to seeing old (and not so old) faces AY and meeting more members at the show again this year, AY and to this end, AY are offering a very special entry to genuine members. AY. To find out more please send me a PM and I will elaborate AY

We will be demonstrating constantly throughout the weekend, AY hoping to build on the number of U-Beaut users for our Queensland distributors AY.

Because of the demo's we are often extremely busy AY and may not have time to meet or greet, AY, but will do our best. AY. With this in mind, I apologise in advance to anyone who may feel slighted or missed out. AY.

We are there firstly for business and although we would love to stand and chat it isn't always possible. AY. We hope you will understand. AY.

Cheers - Neil :) AY.

PS We all love scones, fruit ones, date ones, cheese ones, jam n cream ones, we don't mind. AYYYYYYY!

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Originally Posted by dazzler

Hey Neil,

Now theyll come:p .

Read s l o w l y north brothers and sisters;:D

AY, OK Queenslanders, AY we'll be there again this year on Stand 34 AY and the crew will comprise of "U" (that's me, Neil https://www.ubeaut.biz/approval.gif) "Beaut" (that's her, Pauline http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/funny/gorgeous.gif) and back again by popular demand AY, (he demanded to come) "" (that's him, The Axe Wielding Mongrelhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/dark2.gif) We have spared no expense AY to bring this legend back to Brizzie just for you. AY

We are looking forward to seeing old (and not so old) faces AY and meeting more members at the show again this year, AY and to this end, AY are offering a very special entry to genuine members. AY. To find out more please send me a PM and I will elaborate AY

We will be demonstrating constantly throughout the weekend, AY hoping to build on the number of U-Beaut users for our Queensland distributors AY.

Because of the demo's we are often extremely busy AY and may not have time to meet or greet, AY, but will do our best. AY. With this in mind, I apologise in advance to anyone who may feel slighted or missed out. AY.

We are there firstly for business and although we would love to stand and chat it isn't always possible. AY. We hope you will understand. AY.

Cheers - Neil :) AY.

PS We all love scones, fruit ones, date ones, cheese ones, jam n cream ones, we don't mind. AYYYYYYY!

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Not bad, you never captured the essential Qlder but. Ay.

I think dazzler's been watching too much television but, ay Exador?

:D

Oh, and in Brisbane the best Country Radio station is often mistakenly called Triple A (AAA), for all you southerners, that's not how it goes.

It's Double A, Ay ;)

Cheers but,

P

Thanks Dazzler, now I understand, ay.

Neil, would you bring The Axe Wielding Mongrel to Sydney too?

Stirlo - Yep

Wongo - Nup...... Got the "Original Mongrel" for Sydney (Doorstop) can't afford to have 2 of em on the same stand, it'ud be complete and utter chaos in the first degree, a bit like this...
https://www.ubeaut.biz/smlove2.gif - https://www.ubeaut.biz/help.gifhttps://www.ubeaut.biz/ecomcity.gif - https://www.ubeaut.biz/argue.gif - https://www.ubeaut.biz/finger2.gifhttps://www.ubeaut.biz/rude.gif - https://www.ubeaut.biz/boxing.gif - https://www.ubeaut.biz/smilebash.gif - https://www.ubeaut.biz/smileyaxe.gif - https://www.ubeaut.biz/boid.gif

I'd much rather this: https://www.ubeaut.biz/drunk2.gif

Cheers -Neil https://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif

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Originally Posted by ubeaut

Stirlo - Yep

Wongo - Nup...... Got the "Original Mongrel" for Sydney (Doorstop) can't afford to have 2 of em on the same stand, it'ud be complete and utter chaos in the first degree, a bit like this...
https://www.ubeaut.biz/smlove2.gif - https://www.ubeaut.biz/help.gifhttps://www.ubeaut.biz/ecomcity.gif - https://www.ubeaut.biz/argue.gif - https://www.ubeaut.biz/finger2.gifhttps://www.ubeaut.biz/rude.gif - https://www.ubeaut.biz/boxing.gif - https://www.ubeaut.biz/smilebash.gif - https://www.ubeaut.biz/smileyaxe.gif - https://www.ubeaut.biz/boid.gif

I'd much rather this: https://www.ubeaut.biz/drunk2.gif

Cheers -Neil https://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif

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now ifyer threw Al in with Stoppers and all on the one stand

t'would be complete & utter chaos.:D :D

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Originally Posted by ubeaut

PS We all love scones, fruit ones, date ones, cheese ones, jam n cream ones, we don't mind. https://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif

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Neil

The misses cooks great chocolate chip and macadamia cookies ? You like them ?...... That should get me a least 2 complementry jars of Ubeaut Traditional wax shouldn't it ? :p

Ackshally, I have heard on the grapewine that The Estimable Doorstop and the Admirable might just stage a coup...... they are getting rid of "U" and sending him to a boarding kennel while they sorta kidanaps the Beautiful Beaut and those three will "Do" Sydney...... lotsa discounts, hilarity and tea drinkin!

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Originally Posted by ubeaut

Stirlo - Yep


Cheers -Neil https://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif

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cool, cya there ( hopefully,)

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Originally Posted by ubeaut

PS We all love scones, fruit ones, date ones, cheese ones, jam n cream ones, we don't mind. https://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif

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G'day Ubeaut,

What about pumpkin scones? You haven't had a scone unless it's a pumpkin scone hey. I won't back in my home town until June, which means I won't be seeing you until October in Melb.

And while your all their check out one of my benches. The Bush Tucker Man will be demoing on it:)

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Originally Posted by echnidna

now ifyer threw Al in with Stoppers and all on the one stand

t'would be complete & utter chaos.:D :D

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Hey, not to be confused with the Qld ay.
I gets on wiff all of them I thinks.

Maybe me an Stoppers could get drunk and could sweep us out the door?

Roll out the barrel.......

Al :p

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Originally Posted by Lignum

And while your all their check out one of my benches. The Bush Tucker Man will be demoing on it:)

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Les Hiddens you mean?

I didn't know that he was a woodworker.

What's he going to be demoing?

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Originally Posted by echnidna

now ifyer threw Al in with Stoppers and all on the one stand

t'would be complete & utter Chaos.:D :D

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Hey, leave me out of this. :D:D I'm more than capable of creating my own mobile disaster areas, thank you very much. :eek: I don't need Stoppers & Al to leave a trail of havoc & desecration on my behalf. Plus, I really don't need the Axe Wielding Mongrel attempting to give me a haircut just above the shirt collar as retribution for misdeeds perpertrated by others in my name! :p:D
'Ave agood one, Ay but.
Chaos.

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Originally Posted by craigb

Les Hiddens you mean?

I didn't know that he was a woodworker.

What's he going to be demoing?

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Yes Les Hiddens so im told, and i have know idea what he will be doing on it, all i was told to do was make one and send it up their:rolleyes:

The mind boggles:

"How to BBQ when all you have is a bench"
"Bush-tucker in the workshop: termites."
"101 ways to cook Tassie Oak"

Errmm... you are going to get it back aren't you?

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Originally Posted by craigb

Les Hiddens you mean?
I didn't know that he was a woodworker.

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When I bought my first bit of Jet gear (the TS), the blokes at Gregory Machinery told me he'd fitted out his workshop with one of every Jet machine they could find.

Including the dusty and air filter.

I couldn't begin to imagine what it would be like to do that! How things can change in four or six years!

Anyway, no disrespect to Lignum, but he obviously doesn't know how to make a bench!

cheers,

P
:D :D :D

Hyjack warning:eek: :eek: :eek:

Les Hiddens, now theres a bloke with a wicked sence of humour.

A little know fact is that les got into the bush tucker thing as a punishment for a practical joke.

Hiddens get out of my sight, your goin' up north where theres nothin' but sandflies crocodiles and black fellas.
That'll teach you to think twice before painting the turret of your CO's tank PINK.

He wanted to do the whole thing but ran out of paint.:D

cheers

[quote=soundman]Hyjack warning:eek: :eek: :eek:

Les Hiddens, now theres a bloke with a wicked sence of humour.

Actually Les is a very keen woodworker ... heis a friend of a group of other friends involved with Project Pandanus ... cheers jules

The new edition of Australian WoodWorker says that site 34 has Hide Glue, is that you?

Yep.

But you won't be able to buy any cos is gunna Hide the glue, he doesn't want youse lot ta think he's stuck up!

I'll be buggered! I even get to come to it this year too!! Work isn't sending me away until sunday afternoon!!!! :D :D :D

OK me and Beaut are in Brizzy where's all the sunshine gone? Got burned to a crisp yesterday and this morning got into the big Briz and the sun disappeared...... Bummer!
Jeez, and I bought a new pair of shorts too. Humpf! https://www.ubeaut.biz/sunny.gif

Cheers - Neil :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by ubeaut

OK me and Beaut are in Brizzy where's all the sunshine gone? Got burned to a crisp yesterday and this morning got in to the big Briz and the sun disappeared...... Bummer! And I bought a new pair of shorts too. Humpf! https://www.ubeaut.biz/sunny.gif

Cheers - Neil :rolleyes:

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Obviously the sun has seen you in shorts before.:rolleyes:

Must have been up here in Toowoomba Neil ;)

cheers
Wendy

Don't forget to tell all us mexicans about the real bargains.:cool:

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Originally Posted by ubeaut

OK me and Beaut are in Brizzy where's all the sunshine gone?

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Imgetting my share here in bundy, neil, see ya friday around 10 if all goes to plan (and we have the scones)

Well I'll be there first thing and bringing banana-choc-chip muffins. Will call in to Neil first, then bring the left-over (if there are any:rolleyes: ) to the eating area for morning tea.

Hope to see a lot more guys and gals there - look for the hats.

Cheers

Hi All,

I'm afraid I won't be down until Saturday now, thanks to another job to apply for at work and a nasty cold, so much for the sunshine yesterday :cool:

Sorry to those I'll miss, but I don't think you'd want to share this cold over scones and other yummy snacks.:(

cheers (sniffle) & Happy Meetings
Wendy

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Originally Posted by rufflyrustic

Hi All,

I'm afraid I won't be down until Saturday now, thanks to another job to apply for at work and a nasty cold, so much for the sunshine yesterday :cool:

Sorry to those I'll miss, but I don't think you'd want to share this cold over scones and other yummy snacks.:(

cheers (sniffle) & Happy Meetings
Wendy

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ooooooaaaah Poor Wendy,

Lots of Vicks rub in and a good laydown dear ---- oh and don't forget the Brandy :p

See you Sat