We've got it easy.

I'm a member of several international forums on a particular subject, not stated because you will lay crap on me, and apparently my expertise :rolleyes: has been noticed by a particularly prestigeous US forum. They have invited me to become a contributing member.

They have the usual lurkers, then they have members who are just registered lurkers, then they have contributing members. Even though I had been invited to become a contributor I still had to go through the full rigmarole, which consisted of reading the aims of the organisation, the rules of the forum (2 pages) and then fill out a questionaire to make sure I had read the rules and regs, then followed by an essay stating why they should accept me as a contributor, followed by a declaration that I would abide by the rules and regs.

I must admit I had to fight down the Termite so as to not tell them what I thought about this after being invited in.

To cut the story short, while reading the rules and regs I had to laugh, because I reccon that with maybe 1 or 2 exceptions, yes 1 or 2, the members of this forum would last about 30 seconds. :D

I was wondering where I had to sing the Star Spangled Thingo, and swear to defend the Home Of the Rave.

On this forum we have virtually total freedom, this has just been brought home to me, and I will from here on in try not to abuse it. Well I'll try. :D

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I'm a member of several international forums on a particular subject,

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Can't wait to see what members think "particular subject" is , Gerbil training perhaps :D



Rgds

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Originally Posted by Ashore

Can't wait to see what members think "particular subject" is , Gerbil training perhaps :D Rgds

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They will lay the usual on me. :rolleyes: But it's not wood related, as if I needed to say that.:o

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Originally Posted by Termite

has been noticed by a particularly prestigeous US forum.

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Didn't know there were any.:p :p Sombre, staid, without humour certainly but prestigious?


Must be fishing as with that you can tell tall tales like woodworking.:D


Peter.

Mr. Termite,
I shall refrain from "laying it on you", in the interests of improving the general standards of the forum.
You are quite right to point to the deplorable standards and manners that exist on this forum and I shall henceforth endevour to mend my ways.
How Sir, I beg you, is that?

























Naaaah... I bet its a Doll Making Forum... special "lifelike" Dolls too. :D

Clinton, sir, how could you imply that our respected Termite is a closet doll-diddler? A man of his many talents could, I'm sure, turn his hand to a wide range of cultural pursuits, such as flower arranging, lace-making or perhaps even ice-dancing (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Don't you worry about what everyone's saying about you Termite, it's probably not true.

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Termite!

That's it isn't it? It's lace-making. It is - I'll bet it is! :D

You're Termite the Tatter, aren't you?:eek: Come on, Term me old mite. Tell us .... It is! It's lace-making. You've been secretly tatting away without letting on and now the Yanks have gone and awarded you some major lace-making gong: The Tennessee Triennial Tatting Trophy - or something equally prestigious. That's it, isn't it? :D

I think Termie is trying (or has joined) the Morris Ring to satisfy his secret lust for Morris Dancing:eek:

http://www.themorrisring.org/

Has he has joined the secret society of Blowchologists??

macca

Prolly joined the Knot Hole Pluggers, either that or lace making.

Al :D

Windscreen wiper blade sharpening?

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To cut the story short, while reading the rules and regs I had to laugh, because I reccon that with maybe 1 or 2 exceptions, yes 1 or 2, the members of this forum would last about 30 seconds. :D

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Al and Me?

Are you sure you want to join a forum that would have you as a member? :D
(To paraphrase Groucho Marx)

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Originally Posted by Termite

I'm a member of several international forums on a particular subject, not stated because you will lay crap on me

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Who would such a thing????????????................ surely none of US!!!! ;) ;) ;) https://www.ubeaut.biz/toothless.gif https://www.ubeaut.biz/toothless.gif https://www.ubeaut.biz/toothless.gif https://www.ubeaut.biz/toothless.gif

Go on ya know ya want to tell us!!!!!!

• What forums?
• What subject?
• YOU WILL TELL US IN THE END YA KNOW!!!

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Originally Posted by MajorPanic

• YOU WILL TELL US IN THE END YA KNOW!!!

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Or we'll burg your house, raid your pooter and find out for ourselves...:eek:

Dan;)

Been thinking about it Termite and I rekon your wrong , so just to prove the point post a link to this forum and we'll see how long the members here last on it , come on back up your statment and post the link , or is yah a woose :D


Rgds

ASIO already knows all of this and more, and it's only a matter of time before we do too!:p

well just the other day i was making a list of things i couldnt give a $#*& about and whatever invitation only internet sites termite subscribes to was one of the top items on my list. bloody hell why bring it up unless you are going to tell the whole story, life's too short for carp like this

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well just the other day i was making a list of things i couldnt give a $#*& about and whatever invitation only internet sites termite subscribes to was one of the top items on my list. bloody hell why bring it up unless you are going to tell the whole story, life's too short for carp like this

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The point of the story was how free we are on this forum.;)

OK, seeing as so many of you want to know.
Very broadly speaking, the topic discussed on the forums concerns the effects of Candida milleri and its many variants, in combination with Lactobacillus sanfranciscencis and it's many variants, on various types and combinations of ground cereal products.

Both Candida and Lactobacillus occur naturaly in the air and on your skin and every day most, if not all, of you willingly shove the dead versions of these two down your throats.

So termite you are rolling in the dough.:D

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Originally Posted by DavidG

So termite you are rolling in the dough.:D

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Of a very specialised type. :D

Ok you win we wouldn't last 30 secs :cool:

Our humor wouldn't fit what with a bun being the lowest form of wheat and all :cool:

termite, are you a member of some poufta! Forum? reddie for you <poke out tongue> :D

I'm much more interested in the effects of Saccharomyces cerevisiae on sugar ;)

Termite, what the hell are you doing on the other forum. Aren't we good enough for you?

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Termite, what the hell are you doing on the other forum. Aren't we good enough for you?

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Wongo, in many ways too good for me, but I like to eat more than sawdust, or more specifically supermarket "cotton wool". ;)

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Originally Posted by silentC

I'm much more interested in the effects of Saccharomyces cerevisiae on sugar ;)

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Ah, the dual purpose cousin of Candida, often appearing in commercial bakers yeast, but more commonly Brewers yeast. :D

Silent, are you far up in the hills enough for the manufacture of some "Mountain Dew' otherwise known as 'White Lightning". If they still grow that big white maize that they use to make corn flakes down that way, or even sweet corn, you have the makings of a bit of 'shine. :D

Lactobaccillus SanFranciscus?

GAWD that is waving a flag isn't it? My first thought was the land of the free and the home of the brave!!!!! Not to mention highly bound up and done over.

Mind you this list is far more out there than most sex sites will permit go figure. Itsn't it great having a shed?

Studley

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Silent, are you far up in the hills enough for the manufacture of some "Mountain Dew' otherwise known as 'White Lightning". If they still grow that big white maize that they use to make corn flakes down that way, or even sweet corn, you have the makings of a bit of 'shine.

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Nah, I'm within spitting distance of the surf club. Exploding stills might attract attention :eek:

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Originally Posted by Studley 2436

Lactobaccillus SanFranciscus?Studley

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So named because it is only found in that area. Merely one of many many Lactobaccilus, the latest one was identified in 2002.

Lactobaccilus sanfranciscus is rather famous as it was the one that was taken to Alaska in the days of the Yukon gold rush, and the products made from it went on to make some of it's owners as rich as the more succesful miners.

A lot of hype goes on about it's unique flavour blah blah blah, I've got a 25 year old brew that I will put up against it any day. ;)

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Originally Posted by Termite

OK, seeing as so many of you want to know.
Very broadly speaking, the topic discussed on the forums concerns the effects of Candida milleri and its many variants, in combination with Lactobacillus sanfranciscencis and it's many variants, on various types and combinations of ground cereal products.

Both Candida and Lactobacillus occur naturaly in the air and on your skin and every day most, if not all, of you willingly shove the dead versions of these two down your throats.

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Makes perfect sense. Thats actually what my guess was going to be but you spilled yours guts before I could reply. Rave on mate, don't let the damn yankees hold you down.:D