Sleep walking.....

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20th January 2006, 07:05 PM
ozwinner

Sleep walking.....

It was a dark and stormy night.
Ok it wasnt stormy, but it was dark......

The SWMBO reckons I sleep walk,............. I dont!!!
Well maybe now and again.

The other night I was alledged to have gotten out of bed, shuffled the sheets, and said, "and for my next trick"........:eek: then jumped back into bed..........:D

Im sure she tells porkies.

Al :o
20th January 2006, 07:08 PM
bitingmidge

.... and you needed two threads to tell us that??

P

:D :D :D
20th January 2006, 07:10 PM
ozwinner

Two??
Are you seeing double?
Two??
Are you seeing double?

Al :)
20th January 2006, 08:00 PM
echnidna

Quote:

Originally Posted by ozwinner

Two??
Are you seeing double?
Two??
Are you seeing double?
Two??
Are you seeing double?
Two??
Are you seeing double?
Two??
Are you seeing double?
Two??
Are you seeing double?
Al :)

:cool:
20th January 2006, 08:02 PM
Gra

Just dont tell us what your first trick was, :eek:
20th January 2006, 08:05 PM
Lignum

Quote:

Originally Posted by ozwinner

It was a dark and stormy night.
Ok it wasnt stormy, but it was dark......

The SWMBO reckons I sleep walk,............. I dont!!!
Well maybe now and again.

The other night I was alledged to have gotten out of bed, shuffled the sheets, and said, "and for my next trick I will do a double front belly flop"........:eek: then jumped back into bed..........:D

Im sure she tells porkies.

Al :o

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20th January 2006, 08:08 PM
ozwinner

I wish..

Al :cool:
20th January 2006, 09:35 PM
Driver

Quote:

Originally Posted by ozwinner

Im sure she tells porkies.

They do, y'know. Mine reckons I snore! I mean ....snore?.... moi? :rolleyes:
20th January 2006, 09:40 PM
craigb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Driver

They do, y'know. Mine reckons I snore! I mean ....snore?.... moi? :rolleyes:

I know. I get that too. I reckon that they are all in cahoots. :eek:
20th January 2006, 09:44 PM
doug the slug

Quote:

Originally Posted by craigb

I know. I get that too. I reckon that they are all in cahoots. :eek:

Thanks guys, i thought it was just minehttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif
20th January 2006, 09:48 PM
Zed

did you show her the white eared elephant ?
20th January 2006, 09:57 PM
doug the slug

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zed

did you show her the white eared elephant ?

What is your fixation with jungle animals???
20th January 2006, 10:05 PM
Zed

Quote:

Originally Posted by doug the slug

What is your fixation with jungle animals???

dont you know what the white eared elephant is ????
20th January 2006, 10:05 PM
Driver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zed

did you show her the white eared elephant ?

Not to mention the one-armed violinist.
20th January 2006, 10:05 PM
bitingmidge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zed

did you show her the white eared elephant ?

Hmmmm.... pockets in the jimjams???

P
:rolleyes:
21st January 2006, 03:12 PM
barrysumpter

I'm absolutly sure when my lady goes "out with the girls" they swap single socks.

And laugh about hiding my car keys until I start to tear up then put them back when I'm not looking.

And how to replace the toilet paper holder with an empty roll.

And how to fill the rubbish bin 2 or 3 times a day.

And...

I keep telling my lady and my daughter that I'm the luckiest man in the world to have two woman driving me crazie.

:) :rolleyes: :p ;) :D
21st January 2006, 03:16 PM
ozwinner

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zed

did you show her the white eared elephant ?

The poachers got it many years ago, waste of time really as there was no Ivory.

Al :eek:
21st January 2006, 07:21 PM
savage

Al, if ya go for a walk tonight, call in and we'll go for a walk together!:rolleyes: ...Ahh! you'll be buggered by the time ya get hear!...:D :D