I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.
I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.
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I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.
I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.
and now you are screwed.
You better brace yourself for this reply
You’ve just been hammered.
H
Some well measured responses there
But it's a bit boring.
It's plane you failed dismally.
Pete
Is that awl you can give us?
There should be a rule against this.
Crocy.
He has got our measure.
You’re all just trying to be punny!
I told my wife I wood see a psychologist. She said that I spent too much time in the shed. And I have too much timber. Does anyone know a psychologist who wood be able to help?
We are all here because we are not all there.
In more ways than one for some of us. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
Gee, that went against the grain
Mates, You are phenomenal! Most of your responses I would have never thought of.
This has become a Trite On the silly side!
I asked SWMBO if she could contribute anything to this post. We share a tite bond when it comes to our chosen hobbies (although she looks on woodworking as more of a vise). Unfortunately, shellacs the necessary skills to engage in such wordplay.
Pete
This protracted thread has splintered into the wrong vein. I figured it wood go this way. We need to hammer it onto a higher plane or we are screwed. Don't... wait for it... be a square.
A titebond is the glue that holds a marriage together..
Some of these puns are so old I saw-dust around them.
Thanks EVERYONE, the puns made me smile which I needed:2tsup:
Kryn
Congratulations to all of the above who managed to drill down into the data to enlighten us with their responses.
They obviously had the bit between their collective teeth.
I have to be careful, they block plane speech on here and if I mentioned 'vice', it could be sent to the other Forum.
Nah. Not a "BIT". . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob38S
But rather well anointed series 0f ice cubes and a bit of aged ethanol.
I’m worried about what your about to ply yourself with.
You’ll be in the Reno forum if you get plastered.
H.