What do you call a cow with three legs ?
Lean beef :)
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What do you call a cow with three legs ?
Lean beef :)
That was terrible. Udderly terrible.
What do you call a cow with no legs ??
Ground beef.
I made the misteak of replying to the first post, burger me if I haven’t done it again!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Does not matter. They are not going to come to you.
Ferdinand the Bull was in one paddock, while a mob of Heifers were in the next paddock.
Ferdinand jumps the fence and is amongst the heifers, when one of them say "I hear you're Ferdinand the Bull?"
To which he replies, "There's no bull about it, that fence is higher than I thought!!"
Talk about the horns of a dilemma......
What did the farmer say when he saw his cow on the roof?
Two cows are standing in a paddock & one says "Moooooo."
The other one says "Fjook, I was gunna say that."
Come on forum members; I'm sure you will milk this one for what its worth.
They have already taken the cream of the comebacks!
Maybe if we leave it long enough it will turn to yogurt :)
"Get down from there."Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it!
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idea
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no idea
Oh dearQuote:
Originally Posted by poundy
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't - you get it from a duck
That was plucking awful. :D
Actually a goose.Quote:
Originally Posted by doug3030
Eider duck. Goose down is second rate crap.
Eider way, it's downright wrong.
only if forcibly removedQuote:
Originally Posted by AlexS
DOWNright.
There's some plucking good replies here
Yes, I'm really quacking up over them.Quote:
Originally Posted by rwbuild
What do you call cow with four legs?
Lucky :)
What would you call a cow with mixed feelings on it's gender?
A cow boy.
That's udderly disgraceful
CowQuote:
Originally Posted by trackerm8
no bull
Im for heifer trying to think of an answer to these../.
That's Luvabull if you're adorabull
Why did the cowhide?
Because it was naughty and was going to get its hide tanned!!!
Well that would have been the horns of a dilemma and I suppose you are milking this thread for all it's worth
Yep, I've done my share of milking them, 150 of them in fact!!!
Now I've herd everything
The whole thread seems like the poo of the male moo to me.
I worked for a farmer who had a cow named Effie.
He called it Strawberry for short.
This could go on for heifer and heifer.