A kid had just entered University as a freshman and was wandering about campus. He noticed a lot of the upperclassmen carrying a sheath on their belts. The kid thinking it was a weapon and thought that he might need one on the campus. He cautiously approached one of the upperclassmen and inquired about the 'weapon'.
The upperclassman explained that it wasn't a weapon but a slide rule. (A battery less calculator for all of you youngsters.) The upperclassman says that he can not multiply or divide without the slide rule and goes on to demonstrate and explain how it is used.
"For example two times two. You put this index or one over the two and then read the number below this two. Anyone can see that two times two is three point nine eight."
If any of you are rushing out to acquire a slide rule, beware that dividing zero by infinity can have disastrous results. :) :no: