Elizabeth went to the dentist today. They now have joke of the week displayed at reception. This one hurts more than the drill:
What does dentist of the year get ?
....
A little plaque...
In fact it hurts more than the bill...
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Elizabeth went to the dentist today. They now have joke of the week displayed at reception. This one hurts more than the drill:
What does dentist of the year get ?
....
A little plaque...
In fact it hurts more than the bill...
After a joke like that you deserve root canal work....
As a result of the need for a root canal, I was in the dentist's chair a few days ago. Everyone thought that the joke was funny.
Did you know the best time of day to visit the dentist?
Two-thirty....
My dentist needs some humour in his life, he’s a miserable burger.
By that I mean he’s always looking down in the mouth...
It just keeps giving doesn't it ? :D :o:q
Plaque for the month. Crown for dentist of the year.
How do they choose the winner.
Brace yourself......
They cross that bridge when they come to it!
...for the bit between the teeth...
No. So as not to Harbour ( tunnel) any bacteria .
These puns are so bad they need to be capped
Reading this thread, I think I bit off more than I can chew.
It's leaving a bad taste in my mouth...
I don't like these comments.
All right. I'm talking tongue in cheek
They're filling.
I can see this thread becoming an amalgam of comments.
They fought tooth and nail to close this thread
.
I thought it had been flossed over.
No, just an amalgam of bad puns
In other words, are we on the cusp of something bigger?
You blokes have really been extracting some mileage from this thread.
Alan...
Just a laugh which certainly is not a bridge too far.
I'll bite. When will they close this down?
I'm starting to wish I'd never...
So you've had the last laugh. Just like the guy who used the final whiff of nitrous oxide...
I find it a bit boring
Thats what I call orthodentology
Thought this thread was getting a bit long in the tooth...
And for those who thought the puns were over, I'm sorry to denture hopes.
You people have a nerve to hijack this thread!
They might have hijacked the thread, but they're extracting every gum they can.
If this caries on much longer we will be desensitized
My dentist's favourite tool is a brace and bit.