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Hi,
You could get more than two short planks from that couple.
Regards
I wonder which branch of the family he came from.....
I will make a trunk call and find out.
He's given a very wooden response. I'd say it's probably because he's rooted to the spot.
I'll go out on a limb and say 'good one'.
Alan...
I’m just going to turn a leaf on this one [emoji849]
...and I thought that everyone had twigged to all the puns
Why are we lumbered with jokes like these?
Rotten.
Rotten?Quote:
Originally Posted by rustynail
Decayed or spalted?
Sorry, you can't branch out on this, it's one or the other? There's not mulch esle!
If it were spalted I would have said so. If it were decay I would have used that term to describe an ongoing process. Rotten is what rotten is....Rotten.
We have to make allowances for people who have no sense of humus :D :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by rustynail
This thread is littered with lots of humus :rolleyes:
This thread has compost its used by date.
I tried...
Iain
Can we PLEASE leaf this one alone!
I think your barking up the wrong tree
Any sap can see thatQuote:
Originally Posted by rwbuild
Anyone with a heart wood appreciate it
Not that any sap wood
I wonder wattle be the next pun
I'll try to come up with one, just acacia need it.Quote:
Originally Posted by rwbuild
By Gum! I think I've got another pun in my trunk somewhere.
Humus be kidding me.
I joke knot.
Iain
I'm not calling the kettle Black butt I have my opinion.
These puns came from a joke workshop for camphaloral and hardy
Some of you blokes must be on the turpentine?
Yeah! and they pine for each otherQuote:
Originally Posted by Carry Pine
Yew speak for yourself!
Oaky dokey
I'm pining, so stop needleing me!!
Don't be such a sap.
This is too much for me. I'm going into the Cone of Silence.