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just thought I'd let you know. we had a team buiolding event today at work and I must say after mot having had a drink for a wile i am sirprised how weel my spelling jhas sirevied. ive had a total fo 4 beers since about 3 opm (itsd now 19hrs) and I feel raterh inebriated . oh weel perhaps ist for he best that I dont rindk. burp!
Cheers Mate! LoL
Struth! what were they? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Zed
4 pot screamer?
Lights of course
A couple of beers & look at him!! https://www.ubeaut.biz/beersmiley.gif https://www.ubeaut.biz/beersmiley.gif https://www.ubeaut.biz/beersmiley.gif
Get that finger outa yer nose you poor excuse for a primate! & we don't want to know if you suck the aforementioned digit AFTER you have have had it in your nasal canal!! https://www.ubeaut.biz/scared2.gif https://www.ubeaut.biz/scared2.gif https://www.ubeaut.biz/scared2.gif ;) :D
Our Glasgow boys usually reckon on around 10 of those, obviously chimps aren't as good at this sport.
Give him a break, he's only 1.
= 4 yrs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! time for anothery before the mgniffinbet paramatttta els take the bronks donw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zed
Stick to banana smoothies my furry friend.
Leave the grog for me. :D
Al :eek:
***hic***
:D
Hows this for p*ss weak alcohol tolerance..
I finally got off the damn drilling rig yesterday after 49 days without a drink. Got off the chopper in Darwin and jumped onto the Qantas flight to Adelaide....sucked back half a Crownie and went straight to sleep for the next 3 hours :(
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Originally Posted by MajorPanic
I always thought is was before.
Wish I could have a beer, bl##dy Lurgie, Blinking anti histamines. No dark rich ales to the lurgie is defeated :(
...................Bloody amature........................more practice required!!!!
Zed my friend, ignore those who poke ordure at you for your alchohol intolerance. What you are experiencing is that heightened sensitivity, improved reaction time, better judgement and doubling of visual acuity that comes wth a few drinks.
You should now go immediately to your workshop, select your most expensive piece of timber and cut a few dovetails for practice. (It may be more convenient to cut said timber into many small pieces first.)
With your remaining fingers, you should then press the 'on' button of your biggest, sharpest, noisiest piece of machinery, and run some of these small pieces through/over it. Do this several times - the aim is to see how thin a piece you can make. Do not use a push stick, you will find your fingertips are much more sensitive when doing precision work such as this.
Sage advice there Alex.
That coming from a boxer for a chimp :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Grunt
Richard
Your grammer and spelling seems to be much better... ;)
the morning after
:cool:
that cant be me, he's hung like hamster.
This is a quote from an article I found.
So Zed, you are larger than a hamster and smaller than the rest of us.Quote:
Although chimpanzees are even more promiscuous than humans, the penis of the male chimp is only half the size than the penis of a man. This shows that especially human females prefer longer and bigger penises.
Grunt
Have you been purchasing magazines again from the top shelf :D
No, I just know all the good websites. :D
Actually, Google is my friend.
:d
Nasty mood eh?http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by AlexS
Cheers!
im starting to regret starting this thread...
No, my friend, you have just shown that it is only humans that kill for fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zed
Unless penis envy is involved.
Under the wether? Sounds like a queer kiwi :D
Rocker