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An elderly woman was pulled over by the Police, she was asked for her drivers licence.
As she was rummaging around in her hand bag, the officer noticed a .38 calibre
handgun in there. Asking if she had a permit for the handgun, she replied "Yes,
I also have one for the .45 Automatic in the glovebox and the .357 magnum revolver
in the centre console"
The Officer asked "what are you afraid of", the reply "Absolutely nothing!!!!"
Well tooled!
It was a wonder the copy did not "rifle" through her
glovebox for further weapons.
Allan
I like the calibre of the jokes on here.
Alan...
Did she do the bolt?
Bet she is a barrel of laughs at a party.
Ok one more. I'd better get back to work or I'll get fired...
...
Getting fired would trigger a rise in unemployment.
She was only a gunsmith's daughter - but she sure was loaded
I bet she was good at rifling the cupboards
Taking stock was she?
Now she's the but of jokes.
Yep, will certainly need to get a grip on the situation.
Oh good, still going. I've gotta go or I'll get shot.
Yep, put the hammer down and get going.
I bet Grandma was no smooth bore
Geez, we keep going like this and we could have enough for a magazine article.
Then it will do the rounds of the table
When I reloaded the page there was no change.
Yeah, this thread's gone ballistic!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob38S
Need to be a little careful in what we say or this thread could get the bullet.
In which case it will go with a bang.
Or could automatically turn into a real revolver.
and keep going until you are out of SIGHTQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob38S
Cheers
Doug
Can I buy one of them at Target?
If I had a pin I'd burst her bubble
I'd call that a bullseye.
only if it doesn't misfire
Who's firing blanks?Quote:
Originally Posted by rwbuild
Its was good fight, all the rounds were live
Well, that triggered a load of terrible puns.
so who shelled out for them?
I guess we could call it a primer of jokes.
I can't believe that one joke can go 3 pages, I bet the ending will be a big BANG.
We'll certainly scope it out.
Then we will have to reload
And get the lead out.
Enough! Enough!. Stop it or I will projectile vomit
Cheers
Doug
Awww, come on, we were aiming for at least a few more.
Ease springs