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Currently, 0-18 off 4 overs and looking good.
hey JOW ?? You watching this ?? :D :D (you won't be for long, enjoy it while you can.
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Here it is, the place to put all your smart remarks and updates.
Currently, 0-18 off 4 overs and looking good.
hey JOW ?? You watching this ?? :D :D (you won't be for long, enjoy it while you can.
;)
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Winter is supposed to see the back of cricket..... damn international competition.
ive quickly beeped past SBS a couple of times and suprised myself by almost falling asleep every time. what a waste of resources is cricket. stupid game cant even think of a new name for it - they had to pinch an insects name for it. Poor old MathewA at Biting Midges, hes probably nodding his head politely and and saying "uh huh, the stump is used to hit the googly whilst texting the pommie harlot on your spin bowlers mobile, right ?" - at the same time thinking "I gotta get me a new pad quick smart man...."
risky bisquit and that pommie git on the tube just said we've got 2 FRIKKIN MONTHS of cricket... Nooooo...... what about all me favourite shows ? Inspector rex, Iron chef & all those french booby movies??? where do I get me kulcha from now eh ????
sbs has got a lot to answer for, at least on kerry-vision you get the ad breaks to wake you up when they fill the sine wave with ad-crap.
you know why risky is still alive ? because the job he's got is the least stressful one on the known universe, the second least stressful job is the one held by the guy who sets the ciriculum at public high schools....
where did they drag out dean jones from ? did they need a professional crier on the panel ? and what about that bald fool ex-spin bowler (noooo... not warnie) that other twit.. whats his name ??? greg mathews; what value added service does he provide eh ? about as useful as a 12th man at a team photo...
and what about old trouser boy himself - shame worn - I reckon hes stretched a bit of skin by now eh.... lucky his wrist is well practiced with all his flippers and off-wrist spin...
isnt the captain supposed to be a tall bloke ? with hair ? and a 'stache ?
i'm glad the poms wont let you bring home the ashes - shows the futility of it all, they shoud just give up whilst theys ahead (if you can call it ahead)
douglas adams was right about cricket.
i'll get you for that gumbo ! :D
You wouldn't be trying to hijack my cricket thread now would you ?? :D :D :D
C'mon people, i need help, it's the eternal struggle of good against evil :)
Zed.
Time for your nap old chap.
And dont forget to take your pills.
Al :)
isnt northern melbourne the cheap end of town oz ?
Not at the moment it aint, it was when we bought here. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Zed
Al :)
As long as Mythbusters is on on Monday, the croquet can stay. Carn the Aussies!!! :)
i reckon cricket is for puftas/nancies/pretty boys/non simians that carnt play footy (go the Eels!)
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Originally Posted by Pat
i love myth busters - the blew up a concrete truck the other day, what a f eggsellent show - id rather watch two idiosyncratic san franciscans blow up sheet any day... :D come to think of it - i wish they'd blow up lords. :D
Feeling better Zed???? :D
Eels ??? They don't play footy! You can't seriously tell me that you consder that crap game footy :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zed
not until this thread is at least 17 pages long or 2 dreary cricket months have elapsed....
It's alright, we're 4-78 and I've turned it off in disgust. I HATE CRICKET! :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Gumby
now now gumbo, this is "the official cricket thread - please stay on track, do NOT hijack your own thread... nasty man.
It was worth a try but remember, I started it so I have the power to delete it :D One more bloody wicket and I just might :(
What's cricket????????????? :confused:
Trying to get your "number of posts" counter up Zed?
Onto the Cricket.....
Which part of Flintoff's foot was behind the line on that ball that Langer got out to? Buy the bloody ump some glasses fercrisakes :)
Actually, boquets to the Pommy bowlers, they've bowled well, but brickbats to the Aussie batsmen :( Guys, It goes for 5 days!
There's worst to come. ;) ;) ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gumby
97 for 5
Anyone know how to build a monkey trap for that gorilla bloke ;)
It's tea at the cricket and Gumby is logged off, obviously gone to the loo for a quick nervous vomit. She'll be right, it's only the first session, and Gilly's in.
But our Canadian guest was a bit bemused when I left the room with Straya on 87 'cause I couldn't watch what would happen, AND then some suckhole pom caught a ball which was intended for the boundary.... sigh!
Reminds them of the ape race from which we were evolved I s'pose, but surely you knew that Zed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zed
Cheers,
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:D :D :D
Well Mr Gumby, if this is the Official cricket thread, how come I can't buy some limited edition piece of cheap crap for $500 unframed or $750 framed?
I think I haven't been had :confused:
I've got two dumpers that I picked up outside Shane Warne's place that probably came from him emptying his car ashtray.
I'm thinking about framing them, what do you think they'd be worth on eBay??
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:confused:
We interrupt this thread to bring ou an update:
13:55 - Lead Over Five Minutes
The peloton is at the 73km mark. It is being led by the Discovery Channel team. The deficit to the 10 escapees is 5’15".
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Midge it's much worst than that. It's not tea, but lunch (only two hours play).Quote:
Originally Posted by bitingmidge
Thanks for a bit of interesting sportQuote:
Originally Posted by bitingmidge
I reckon the game is all screwed, two wooden clubs and 6 sharpened sticks it's obviously a deathsport in waiting, and that's the thing about cricket the gawddarned inactivity, sleeping is far more productive & exciting IMO
I'm with the graped ape on this one.
It's picture time and here's our offer of me scoring 100 at Lords tomorrow (second innings).
I only have 500 signed copies at $595 each or you can pay in 4 easy installments of $120.
Just PM me your credit card details and I'll certainly send you one :rolleyes:
It would have been a good day, but have you heard there have been 4 more bombs on the transport system again in London today. (not so serious this time )
This is suppose to be a 5 day game
I think we will wrap it up in three
England 3 for 18 and counting
Zed
Go the Eels what just like they did in 2001 and every other year smith has coached them . I'de rather watch cricket than see that much talent wasted year in and year out.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Well said!Quote:
Originally Posted by jow104
:D :D :D :D :D :D
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I was looking for that in the TV guide yesterday and it wasn't there. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat
Can I get a refund of the $595 after I've made the 4 paymens of $120 if I change my mind?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gumby
Mick, thanks for the bad news. Hopefully the croqet does not go for the five days and normal programming can resume . . . :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: No Mythbusters would make the idiot box totally unworthy of existence!