Larceny by Finding

OK you blokes, all that Corby and getting busted stuff is all getting a a bit heavy!

Today I heard of the young bank Johnnie in Sydney who was found by Mr Plod with $250,000 in cash in a bag under his desk. He claimed he had found it in the street, and since he had made no attempt to find the owner was charged with "Larceny by Finding" which I thought was pretty cool really. (Maybe not for him!)

Perhaps to answer SilentC's question on another thread, if the hash he stood on (hypothetically) had stuck to his shoes he could be charged with "Possession by Treading".

Then of course there'd be lots of other opportunities.

Just wondering what else one could be charged with?

Cheers,

P :D

What about Wayward Thread Posting.

Now there is a good charge.

Al ;)

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

What about Wayward Thread Posting.

Now there is a good charge.

Al ;)

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But what would be the penalty?

It couldn't be banishment or we'd all end up out on the naughty step. :eek:

hmmmmmmmm........(thinks)

What about 'sex by thinking' ??? If it's crime, me and Kylie are guilty :D

Larceny by posting three copies of the same post to one thread perhaps??

Have you got the shakes tonight Gumby??

Stop thinking of Kylie and concentrate on the job in hand!!!


Cheers,

P :D

Wot dont we ave no finders free anwmore




Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

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Originally Posted by bitingmidge

Stop thinking of Kylie and concentrate on the job in hand!!!
P :D

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same thing............ :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

and no i haven't got the shakes but the forums keep stalling and timing out tonight for some reason . that's why I posted twice but then deleted them. i see its happened to Craig as well..........

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Originally Posted by craigb

But what would be the penalty?

It couldn't be banishment or we'd all end up out on the naughty step. :eek:

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20 posts in the Corby thread.

P
:D

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Originally Posted by craigb

But what would be the penalty?

It couldn't be banishment or we'd all end up out on the naughty step. :eek:

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Your behauova is not susseptable.
Go to jail, do not pass Corby.

Al :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by bitingmidge

20 posts in the Corby thread.

P
:D

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What, reading them or posting them :)

Craig (who's been thinking of petioning to shut that one down ;) )

We had a PC stolen over a number of weeks, bit by bit. They never caught the guy who did it. That could be "theft by installments" perhaps?

Then there was the guy who was busted taking home toilet rolls. He smuggled a whole carton out roll by roll over a couple of weeks. That could be "grand theft bogroll"?

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What, reading them or posting them :)

Craig (who's been thinking of petioning to shut that one down ;) )

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It had crosssed my mind. I unsubscribed from it a while ago :)

The prostitute receiving swollen goods..........

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Originally Posted by Iain

The prostitute receiving swollen goods..........

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:D

I know it's only the 2nd of June but I think that that qualifies as "Bad Pun of The Month" Iain

:D :D

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:D

I know it's only the 2nd of June but I think that that qualifies as "Bad Pun of The Month" Iain

:D :D

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It's not a bad pun it's plagiarism.

What about being "charged" with "battery" (groan)?

Maybe Bill Lawry slapped with "excessive nose"...

Prince Charles? Cruelty to animals.

Peter Costello - Lighting up in a "No Smirking" area

Amanda Vanstone - Crack smuggling in her Reg Grundies...


Cheers.............Sean, guilty as charged

Or the campers:

Loiter within tent.

My fathers favourite, when he was a copper pinching a villain (so he told me) 'you've been working too hard, you need arrest'

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Originally Posted by hovo

It's not a bad pun it's plagiarism.

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Plagiarism by finding? :D