Little thing that p!ss us of.... mark 2

Of course, there are big things, that upset all of us. But I'm sure that we all have little things that everyone else thinks are inconsequential, but really give us the irrits.

For example, it really p!sses me off that a big hardware chain puts a barcode sticker on the back of each sheet of abrasive, especially as the same code is printed on the back of the sheet. Then I have to attack the sticker with eucalyptus oil to get the little sod off.

What gives you the irrits?
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This is how the last version got started and then some feral nutter came along and mentioned his possible antipathy toward the feline species.... the ensuing catfight caused " the Righteous" to lock the thread in frustration at the goings on. The thread was a bit of fun till hijacked so this is my 'umble hattempt to restart the fun....

I don't like... er... um...
Brussels sprouts
beetroot
ok.... come on you lot!

Cats :mad:

Cats :mad: :mad: :mad:

What ever happend to that nice chap Stoppers, he used to give us some nice useful hints on all kinds of stuff.

Like,
How to clean your battery terminals in your automobile.
How to spruce up your couch cushions before the guests arrive.
How to arrange flowers like a pro
How to behave in company, even when drunk.

Al :D

Cats :mad: :mad: :mad: and dogs :mad: :mad: :mad: .

Unless they are confined to their owners property of course. :D


Peter.

roaming/feral cats that eat other animals. :mad: :mad: :mad: x 1 billion

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

What ever happend to that nice chap Stoppers, he used to give us some nice useful hints on all kinds of stuff.

Like,
How to clean your battery terminals in your automobile.
How to spruce up your couch cushions before the guests arrive.
How to arrange flowers like a pro
How to behave in company, even when drunk.

Al :D

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He probably got sick to death of balding brickies who would rather wear aluminium than their natural, highly shined skin.....
Al mate, in the case of your vehicle I suggest that the most efficient way to put the kick back into your battery is to lick the terminals clean... :p
Couch cushions shouldn't, ideally, be made of spruce :rolleyes:
The only way to arrange flowers in a proper manly fashion is to delicately spray them with a mixture of MCPA and Glyphosate :D
NEVER behave in company and then no-one will know the difference :cool:

Oh, and I don't like tiled roofs
solar hot water services
or Pumpkin soup....

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Originally Posted by Christopha

Oh, and I don't like tiled roofs
solar hot water services
or Pumpkin soup....

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What about Tritons? :D

The 4wd Tritons are ok.

There when you mean their or they're
Wear when you mean where
Bare and bear
and their (they're of there) ilk

When visitors dont come when arranged, and needing to finish ths damn degree with three kids and OT. Then trying to find time for turning.

Big bad nasty monsters that give newbies REDDIES!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

You know who you are :rolleyes:

Not real fond of W. anchors either.

Rain on my fur coat. It looks like a drowned .... :eek:

Thai food........when will she learn that a piece of steamed fish on a bowl of rice is not a main meal.

11. Dog owner's that dont clean up wayward crap's from their K-9, leaving it for innocent people to squirm in. note: Never spit in to the sky, as it will always come back to hit you in the face!

People who treat their cats like they were their children.

Actually, if I treated a cat the way I treat my kids, the RSPCA would be around in a flash.

One of these is a joke.

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Originally Posted by silentC

People who treat their cats like they were their children.

Actually, if I treated a cat the way I treat my kids, the RSPCA would be around in a flash.

One of these is a joke.

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Of course one of them is a joke, you don't eat your kids.
Er, you don't do you? :D

Damn, did I forget to turn off the "this way to the gingerbread house" sign again? :D

Cats

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Originally Posted by Wongo

Cats

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Stop drooling Wongo. :p :D

Pizza Hut pizza's, KFC chicken, dog farts, pony club committees, four'n'twenty pies, southwark, tigers in the back yard, our recent 4.am rooster, cutting firewood, cleaning shed :D :D :D :D :D , washing car, paying for anything, bourbon, white and McKay swill, estate agents, telemarketers, alarm clocks, bills etc etc

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Originally Posted by Termite

Stop drooling Wongo. :p :D

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Don’t be revolting. I wouldn’t eat a cat even if it is marinated in the finest soy sauce. :p :D

ignorant roundabout drivers
wrong lotto numbers
sand in close proximity to my chainsaw
running outta bushmills
missus in a control mood
measured twice cut once and the fence is up the *****

To be completed
Cheers :)

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Originally Posted by Iain

Pizza Hut pizza's, KFC chicken, dog farts, pony club committees, four'n'twenty pies, southwark, tigers in the back yard, our recent 4.am rooster, cutting firewood, cleaning shed :D :D :D :D :D , washing car, paying for anything, bourbon, white and McKay swill, estate agents, telemarketers, alarm clocks, bills etc etc

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What the blazin saddles are TIGERS? doin in your yard Iain??
:eek: They eat lotsa big stuff like......us

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Originally Posted by E. maculata

What the blazin saddles are TIGERS? doin in your yard Iain??
:eek: They eat lotsa big stuff like......us

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He didn't :p

Well that explains it nicely thank Iain :eek:

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He didn't :p

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http://www.parkweb.vic.gov.au/resources/05_0500.pdf

quolls! we lost 150 chooks the other year because of them . had 2 more killed 2 nights ago:mad:

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Originally Posted by martrix

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http://www.parkweb.vic.gov.au/resources/05_0500.pdf

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No, but when these nasty little pieces of work take up residence at your back door it's time for some action, I will not have myself or any member of my family bitten by some piece of poison rope because some ill informed city dwelling greenie tells me it's OK, I've got several acres of paddocks and a bit of wetland that they are more than welcome to, in fact I have seen plenty of snakes in the paddocks and I really don't give a toss, but when they venture in and snap at SWMBO it's time for relocation to snake heaven.
And to put the crap into perspective, we have a lot of endangered frogs in the paddocks, and some very fat snakes, they weren't protected.
I will not tolerate anything that snaps at my back door....period.;

Jeez, the day we start listening to what the Parkies say is the day we all might as well pack up and move to the city. They run around up here telling us what to do too but we mostly ignore them. As my BIL says "**** 'em". Yep, that's another thing that p!sses me off.

Iain, I hope you skinned it and threw it on the fire. My mate likes to catch them and reckons they make a good feed - taste like chicken (doesn't everything?).

The only snakes we don't kill here are the red-belly blacks because they keep those bastard tigers away.

We have a rather large resident blacky but I haven't seen him for a while, we call him Jesus as thats what I usually say when I surprise him, or is that the other way around.
Having said that I will not, ever, ever, ever tolerate tigers around the house and bugger the parks.
Of course it's a major threat in a 10th floor office where someone dreams up these regs.
Our local council are trying to introduce regs as to how many horses we can keep, they have come up with a magical figure of one horse per hectare, we run three per hectare without the need for supplementary feed, and we grow our own hay and lucerne.
And on the subject of whats pisses me right off is these bloody bike racers who close off the road outside my place and tell me I can go out when they have finished, ho ho bloody ho, good try noddy, me and my float are going out right now, not in an hours time.

Iain i had a snake problem here (i have 50 acres of snake heaven) so i got my self some guinea fowls they just walk around picking up insects spiders ect ect. when one comes across a snake it calls out and all the other guinea fowl come running and they all peck the crap out of the snake till just a few bones are left i havn't had a snake around the house since i got the guineas just over 4 years and the parkies can't fine the guineas

Snake soup

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Iain:I will not tolerate anything that snaps at my back door....period.;

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Geez Kev, you and I had better stay away. :rolleyes: :D :D

wongo looks like you have the same tummy bug as my kids :p

Back on topic:

Changing jointer knives.
Fiddley as buggery and time consuming,

How do you make a snake meow?

I must confess I have never tried snake soup.

But I had tasted turtle soup when I was 10. :eek:

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Back on topic:

Changing jointer knives.
Fiddley as buggery and time consuming,

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Boo. Hiss. I was looking forward to finding out how the Parkies handled the Guinea Fowls. :D

Perhaps, fined ... then roasted with chips :p

Cheers
Richard