Things we'd like to do, but never have

OK, all those things that you have impulsively wanted to do, but never had the nerve, and probably never would:

Down the end of my street is a new village thingy with about 35 units. On garbo day there is about 70 wheely bins lined up on the kerb. I come down the street in the truck most mornings and as I turn right to run parrallel with the bins I always get this urge to run a little wider...:D sort of like the domino affect:D . I've often wondered wether I'd get away with it??.

I think this desire stems from "Smokey and the Bandit" where the truckie runs over all the Harleys.."Not much of a man ay?..Nope, not much of a driver either"

So tell what it is..roadrage and bursting bubble wrap is a given so no need to post that.:rolleyes:

Cheers

If it was possible:

I would like to be able to stick my bum through a spammers monitor and crap on his keyboard. Can you imagine how fast spamming would stop if people could do that? Mr Mbungo from Nigeria who needs to get his money out of the country would think a sewerage farm had hit him.

Yeah, I'd love to do that...

Save some toilet paper for me Groggy.....better still I'll just use his mouse.

Now something a little darker.

Chemically castrate all child molesters and thereafter provide them with oodles of kiddy .

And something a little lighter... ..... Skydive

I could go on for hours with this one. Usually they are work related and involve violence.

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Originally Posted by boban

Chemically castrate all child molesters and thereafter provide them with oodles of kiddy .

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Chemicals? They are such dangerous things to dispose of, think of the environment. :eek:

This is clearly a job for a blunt, rusty knife and a little determination. ;)

Again youre right Groggy, what the hell was I thinking.......

When Kingoonya was a reasonable size town I would have loved to have driven through at 180 KMH. The dust wouldn't settle for a week.

Those that went through Kingoonya in its heyday will know what I mean. :D

300 kph on a motorcycle. :cool: (been 8 kph short of the magic 300)

When I was younger I should have brought up on farm land and planted out some wood lots, sure would make a good retirement fund... allthough the parents have a 10acre garden with over 1000 native tree's some are over 40' tall allready(been there 20yrs).
They are selling up now wish i had the money the place is going for a very good price at just over $200k 15yr old 3br house with 360° veradha's with the Flinders Rangers only 3km away out the back plus a nice veiw of the spencer gulf out the front absolutely spectacular at sunset in any direction!, flowing arteasion bore, 60x25x15' shed(can drive a semi through it!)with 3phase, two shade houses the size of the shed, about 15 olive trees, heaps of fruit trees(one of each type)... even the drive way is nice its a arch shape thats around 70m across its lined with pencil pines.

Its a "just retired woodworkers" paradise I think, spend an extra $100k DIY flashing it up abit and it would double in value easily, dam I must go see that bank manager!

I'm hoping but not holding out much hope...

I love rivers something about them draws me in. I can hike a river for miles and never get bored and I always had a dream to float the Mississippi from Canada to the Gulf of Mexico. That was before Aus said come on down. But Aus came a calling and said get here much soon than later or the deals off. We were given 6 months to enter Australia or the visa would be cancelled. So the 'ol miss was put on the back burner.

Well the house just sold yesterday and I should have the money in the bank by June 15. I don't have too many jobs left to do so maybe there is still a possibility. Trip should take about 2 months to do, so it might be cutting things a bit close but still doable.

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Originally Posted by Groggy

Chemicals? They are such dangerous things to dispose of, think of the environment. :eek:

This is clearly a job for a blunt, rusty knife and a little determination. ;)

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You are both wrong.
Two housebricks does the job much better and it doesn't hurt a bit, provided you don't have your thumbs between the bricks at the moment of impact.

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Originally Posted by Robert WA

provided you don't have your thumbs between the bricks at the moment of impact.

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I wish I'd known that earlier!




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:D :D :D

Ok Gents

Turn down the house lighting, put on some cheesy music, sit down, relax, loosen your fly a little, pour yourself a drink.

'CAUSE I WANT TO BE A PORNO STAR!!!! :eek: :p

Cheers Rodger Ramalot. :D

Al, Have you tried Centrelink??


Cheers

All the jobs are taken.


Al :(

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

Ok Gents

Turn down the house lighting, put on some cheesy music, sit down, relax, loosen your fly a little, pour yourself a drink.

'CAUSE I WANT TO BE A PORNO STAR!!!! :eek: :p

Cheers Rodger Ramalot. :D

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:eek: :eek: :eek:

Doesn't bear thinking about. :D

LMAO

:D

So does this mean all the people working for Centrelink are actors? :eek:


Next time Al take along your CV and show them you are qualified for the job, assuming of course you are. :D

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Originally Posted by outback

So does this mean all the people working for Centrelink are actors? :eek:


Next time Al take along your CV and show them you are qualified for the job, assuming of course you are. :D

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Much better if you gave them a personal demo rather than some CV.


Peter.

Haha

Al :rolleyes:

Tim (sorry, Al) the tool man :eek:

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

Haha

Al :rolleyes:

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Thatsa con job Al,
In the lower right corner of the foto I can see your belt holdin your jeans up.
Good start fer a wannabee star :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I've always wanted to fill the milk crate on the back of my honda CT110 with glass bottles and throw them at cars whose drivers want to sit too close behind me at 90kph.

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Originally Posted by echnidna

Thatsa con job Al,
In the lower right corner of the foto I can see your belt holdin your jeans up.
Good start fer a wannabee star :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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I think you need some new glasses Bob.
Thats the corner of the bed in the set.

Al :D :p

Nifty editing Al :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Al,
I reckon as a star, you'd make apretty good brickie! :D It's the singlet tan mate, not a good look. Like me, you've probably got the sockline halfway up your calves as well. :rolleyes: I know I feel like a bit of a dork when I wear my deck shoes now, :o not like when I was young and single, working as a divemaster and tanned all over. :(

Mick

I'd like to come back a man, then life would be easy.

Also best think for child pervert offenders is to give them to the parents for24hrs.

easy on the replys i'm a new member.

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Did you ever go to the race meeting at Kingoonya back in the mad days where the lock up was a ring bolt to a b----dy big log and a hand cuff, you might have got locked up but you'd be plastered by the end of the day thanks to passing sympathisers, and you are sure right about the dust, but man they were good days.:D

Cheers Arch.

Take the kids back to Mt Mulligan. It's over 50 years since I left there, but can still remember things about the place.

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Originally Posted by Gingermick

I've always wanted to fill the milk crate on the back of my honda CT110 with glass bottles and throw them at cars whose drivers want to sit too close behind me at 90kph.

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Me? I've always wanted to run right over that slow barsteward on the CT110 with the milk crate on the back..... ;)

It was the power of the CT110 that's been holding you back

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Originally Posted by Frosty

I'd like to come back a man, then life would be easy.

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Me too!!!!!!

Al :D

Actually, just meeting up with a woman who's going to love this old reprobate for who he is rather than who she thinks he ought to be would be nice. Even if it did only last an evening.

Richard

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Originally Posted by Daddles

Even if it did only last an evening.

Richard

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Richard, you can get pills to make it go night after night:D

I'd like to drive the Bobcat through the front doors of the local council chambers Arnie Style "I'll be back".

I'd like to have had a sniper rifle trained on Johnny Wilkinson in the last Rugby World Cup:( .

I'd like to learn to surf (properly)

Cheers

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Originally Posted by vsquizz

I'd like to have had a sniper rifle trained on Johnny Wilkinson in the last Rugby World Cup:( .

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Actually, spending a day on the range with a really nice sniper rifle'd be pretty cool.

I love shooting ... just don't think killing things except to eat them is all that cool.

Cheers
Richard
and yes, there are other very good reasons for shooting things. Fun isn't one of them.