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haha Gaza this is ur girlfriend. hehehe
sorry to intrude on this blokey ****, but why on earth do people go to such websites (im only here coz i wanna know what keeps Gaza so interested - thought maybe it was a secret site??)
anyway, if there's any other bored wood-wives out there, chat back. i've lost my bf to the world of wood....
love u honey bunch (haha just wanted to do that to embarrass you)
Hey Gaza
You should have put a password on your computer.
cos the phone's always busy ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaza
And you want him back? Are you crazy or somethin'Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaza
Of course you do Mrs Gaza. We all love the little honeybunch too. He's just so damned cute. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaza
PS The is buried a bit deeper and you have to get back on as a regular to find it.
Gaza, I think it is time to SHORTEN the chain, your woman seems to have wondered out of the kitchen and found out how to use the computer! :D :D
Kev (who is not really a MCP)
Yep, that's what the green "lights" mean. Everytime you find a new room, the administrators award you another "greenie". ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Willson
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Originally Posted by Gaza
Now that you're here can you tell us your favourite pancake recipe. :D :D :D
Peter.
But don't show us any pictures - that's what counts as in this asylum :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sturdee
Richard
mmm...well i have snuck back outta the kitchen again and guess wat? now he has me into the world of wood as well. last w/e i actually went to the working with wood show thingy. god help us.
anyway boys i shall leave u to urselves to sniff each others bums and talk blokey stuff. men...i will never understand the pathological need to feel part neanderthal.
He's only PART neanderthal :eek: What's wrong with the poor man. We need to mount a rescue mission immediately :mad: (that's a 'determined' smiley, not an angry one)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaza
Richard
Hi there gaza's better half. Im another half like you but I had to get my own login as dh could not answer a woodie question. So now they are stuck with me. LOL
Well there's the problem then - which part of the neanderthal are you feeling?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaza
I got the 'shed widow' talk on the weekend :(
One minute it's "can you build me a 'cofee table'. The next minute it's "can't you sit down and watch desparate housewives with me".
..................coming dear!
I sympathise Adam, I got the "you've got lots of nice gadgets don't you. I've got nothing like that."
I mean what sort of gadget can a man buy his SWMBO without causing bankruptcy, or extreme embarrassment?
Buy her a packet of knitting needles so that she can knit you a jumper for the winter.
OR
A set of spanners so that SHE can service the car and save money,
OR
An axe so that SHE can go and cut the logs for the fire,
OR
A digital camera so that SHE can go and take pictures o .. oh oh, what did I just say?
How come Gazza's wench :o is here again???? and WHERES GAZZA? how come he hasn't stood up for himself?
I suppose I should say "welcome GAZZAS woman" feel free to stop in an give us a shot here anytime ;)
Last week I had the opposite when my daughter needed to use some metal letter punches and the question was " amongst all your tools you haven't got that ? " and then '"will you buy it so I can use it? "Quote:
Originally Posted by outback
Peter.
Wanna Swap? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sturdee
Peter, my little princess is only four, but I'd be chuffed if she grows up to give me that sort of problem.
BTW, I do have metal stamps in both numbers and alphabet :D
Cheers
Richard
Ahh doncha love it. The wives/gfs try to get all grumpy with us and we bite, but as soon as we mention our daughters, the thread's hijacked. :D
Cheers
Richard
Well that isn't any good, you're to far away to came and use it. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Daddles
Actually she has earns more than me, but she wanted me to buy it. When I refused it suddenly wasn't quite necessary as a set cost $ 65. :confused:
Peter.
Peter, supercheap autos had cheap sets a while ago, might be all she needs
Bob
that's not the point.
She expected Peter to buy it for her, little princess just turned little parasite. And to think we were all going gooey about how lucky he is to have an excuse to buy tools, or how sweet daughters are(and Peter, I'm sure she is. :D )
There's something strange about pheremones. My little precious just seized her car, guess who had to lend her (read give) the money for another.
Anyone want to buy a slightly hot charade?
She's still my favourite female though. Daddy syndrome? :eek:
I didn't suggest that Peter either buys it. or not buys it for her, thats his decision
You think thats bad wait till the Grandkids come alongQuote:
Originally Posted by Sturdee
Cots , changetables , Rocking horses, cubby house.........and the list goes on
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Grandkids. Grandkids. I can't WAIT for Grandkids.
Richard
revenge, I LOVE revenge :D :D
Her idea was to punch her name on a set of dog tags for a fancy dress party for last Saturday. I was willing to buy a set if it was about $ 20 but I refused at $ 65 when she has a perfectly good electric engraving tool that could do it. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sturdee
The main point was that everyone was surprised that I didn't have it, that I have never had the need to buy it rather than you have too many tools and gadgets hidden away in that workshop. :D
BTW the party came and passed without the engraving/punching and she still had a great time.
Peter.
Hey, this is a first isn't it? Someone quoting himself?
Richard
:D :D
If it is, then I might as well be the first.
Peter.
At three in the morning when you have been talked into baby sitting for the night and the 15 month old whose getting two new teeth and has a minor cold ( that you will catch) decides once more that sleep is unnecesary,Quote:
Originally Posted by Daddles
The revenge you can get on your kids fades into insignifiance as he throws up the extra ice cream you gave him at tea.
And the worst part is that when they ask you to look after him again you jump at the chance cause he always runs to you and hugs you and your the only one in whose lap he will go to sleep.
Old dogs and children...
I don’t mind growing old, it sure beats the alternative.
Yes, but I'll be the one GIVING him back, not TAKING him back. What do they say about joy being in the giving not the receiving? :D
My youngest is four - grandkids are not only a long way off, but not even remotely scary. :cool:
Richard
How old is the oldestQuote:
Originally Posted by Daddles
scary is never remote just a little further away for some
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Two kids Ash. He's 12, she's 4. Yeah, he could be bringing the grandkids around in a year or two, but not if he's anything like his Dad, which he appears to be.
Richard
It'll come Richard It'll come and on that morning at 0200 grit your teeth
Cause the benifits of grand kids far outway the the loss of sleep etc ...
or so I've found.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.