I may be developing one and I'd like to know what the signs and symptoms are.:D
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I may be developing one and I'd like to know what the signs and symptoms are.:D
So who's the lucky fella?
Well I don't even know if it is one yet...:D
I dunno, it may be the change of the season I suppose :hmm: here this may give you some spark to go on with:Quote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
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ahem. From the Urban dictionary:Quote:
Originally Posted by springwater
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</td> <td class="text" colspan="2" id="entry_584425"> When a straight man has a "crush" on another man, not sexual but kind of idolizing him.
Many straight men end up having man crushes on Johnny Depp (I don't blame them).
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The bold is mine.:)
Guess you'll be selling all your tools soon and getting a sewing machine. Lady bunnings for you now.....
Here I am, sitting here, minding my own business reading man stuff and here is this question by mic-d, almost very 'un-man' like. Ahem...
Oh well, let me be the first. I sorta idolised (not man crush, okay?) Steven Fry. Wit, intelligence and superb vocabulary. The problem with this is that Mr. Fry is gay and if I admit to a man-crush my wife would double over with laughter.
Think I've blown my image now... :C
Steven Fry is pretty cool, but sjt your open post hasn't convinced me that I should blab:D:q
But I will say he is a woodworker and quite a traditionalist using a lot of hand tools, but is also not afraid to embrace machinery like the TS, jointer thicknesser, router etc. His skill with handtools and his eye for perfection is incredible.:)
mic-d and Schwartzy, sitting up a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.
They say the bro-mance has replaced the sports car for most mid-life crises now.
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Originally Posted by Woodwould
Brrrrrt. Not Schwartzy :no: :D
Hero worship made politically correct?:wink:
That sounds better than man-crush:)Quote:
Originally Posted by
It's not either:q
C'mon mic, spill the beans! Otherwise I'll just assume it's Julia Gillard :D
The initial signs are a fetish revolving around thumb screws. At this stage you are most likely only going to upset the subject concerned. As the disease evolves down the inexorable path, symptoms may include insatiable desires for extreme S & M and now you have become a menace to society in general. You may become wanted, but only occasionally by a partner: More often by the authorities... Oh!! Half a tick, did you mean a sensitive type of man-crush:wink:?Quote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
:D.
Regards
Paul
Oh bugger, I am man crushed. :roflmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
Brrrrr :big shiver:Quote:
Originally Posted by sjt
:p:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bushmiller
Oh I can see you'll just pester me 'till I 'fess up, so here he is. That poise, that skill, THAT suit! :D
Should have unbutton the jacket. :U
That's just odd.
On a different but related note I've often been suspected/accused of being homosexual. The reason ? I like women...Bizarre....
Yeah, I'll second that. Seriously, you got a man crush on Charlie with a wife like that? Where's the shun button?Quote:
Originally Posted by damian
Did nobody warn HRH that it is a mistake to perform carpentry with turnup trousers?
Regards
Paul
Mic-D...you are one lost soul...should get someone to pray for ye' :no::q:D
That little red herring seems to be working nicely.:D
Mic-d
This is GOLD!!!!
Come to think of it my best mate Brian and I are pretty ummm tight and now when I call his house his missus screams Briiiaaan it's your boyfriend....!!!! :-
Not cool!
definitely not cool:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Milo
Is it Hugh Jackman? Good looking (if you like that sort of thing), can act, sing, dance, and also seems like a nice bloke. Makes me want to punch him!
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Originally Posted by Poppa
What your competition?
R.v.?
Nope:)
:pi: Prince Charles woodworking? :doh:
Only Camilla wood know!Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
The beauty of this forum. If I make a joke like that people look at me as if I am not normal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pac man
I love it. :2tsup:
I'm just having fun scanning thousands of old photos! I came across several photos that show where my crush began! In a previous life (When I still had hair) I had the opportunity to meet HRH Charles and show him that I could make plastic models. He was very impressed!
It was fantastic to meet a man of a higher station, it was a rare opportunity for this commoner. I never washed my lab coat after that.
:;
Why does he look apprehensive & worried? :?
My screen background at the time was a photo of Camilla:wink:
Oooo.... you really are sick.... seriously. :D
:C You blokes are a worry!:rolleyes:
Yeah, but you still love us:DQuote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
Might be bettr if that was a pig crush:oo:
Sorry Camilla. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
Perhaps HRH misunderstood and thought that broken structure in your hands represented the chain of succession to the throne. An easy mistake to make, but does explain his dejected look.:)
Regards
Paul