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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?
He replied, "They had eggs."
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Why not? :?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashore
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That type of logic has got me into trouble many a time.
Can't see anything wrong with it. I would do exactly the same. :U
Perfectly logical to any code cutter.
You blokes have got it wrong
If they had eggs she wanted you to get a six pack :U
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Eggsactly
Works for me. :D :D :D
Good one Cliff:D
Milk it for what it's worth.:2tsup:
Allan
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Maybe SWMBO just wanted to scramble the story???
What? ... we were supposed to exercise?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
I doubt the wife will ever have six with him again. :rolleyes:
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What uf hi wus from NuZilund? :?
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Perhaps male logic is different than females.
An English professor wrote the words :
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
If he was from New Zealand he may have been aQuote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
"maoried man".:2tsup:
Allan