Is it just me or does anyone else want to get Christopha drunk and tattoo a nipple on the top of his head ..... hmmmm perky :D
Oh okay ... it is just me. :o
Must be a Friday thing. :rolleyes:
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Is it just me or does anyone else want to get Christopha drunk and tattoo a nipple on the top of his head ..... hmmmm perky :D
Oh okay ... it is just me. :o
Must be a Friday thing. :rolleyes:
What the?........ :eek:
How 'bout a zipper? :D :D
please post pics of the whole process
Secret : as per some sci-fi / fantasy novels if you know christopha's real name you can control him as a minion... thus you could tattoo what ever you like on his forehead, I would recommend something in the order of "he who owns spaniels and cats, loves greenies".
Having said this and seen him in the flesh i would recommend liberal doses of rum prior to any such attempt. Oh.... probably best that he doesnt see your face either....
isnt that right Doorstop ?
Having met him I figured my choices were enough grog to float him, or a sturdy 4x2, and I'd be scared of damaging my precious wood ;)
The only person I know that could sort him out is 'beaut', I think he's scared of her.
Anyway he's lucky I like him, or he wouldn't get the nipple he'd get a tattoo of a circumcision scar aroud his head. :eek:
WHAT THE???????????????????
A bloody nipple on top of me scone?? Just how bloody cruel are you mongrels?? A bloody big tit where I couldn't SEE it!! 'sides I would get soooo confused cos I woont know if them blokes were yelling "show us yer tits!" or "Show us yer tats!"
at least you could give yourself a squeeze and not get your face slapped!Quote:
Originally Posted by Christopha
Youse bloody mungrels is just yeller of me perfeck head..............
Maybe we could drill a hole in Christopha's head and install a grease nipple on his scone, to lubricate the mind.
And yes DaveInOz, it just you. I would be very concerned.
Whatever your having Dave, I'll have one. ;)
Dan
PS. Did you get up the next day and say "Oh sheite, did I really write that"?
Thats what I usually do Dan :o :(
Al :D
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Yeha, we need a poll on this one.
I do the same. :D :D
You blokes need to get back to the shed. You're spending far too much time thinking ... No good can come of this ... it'll all end in tears ..... :rolleyes:
Dave. Even if we all got together and pooled our resources we couldn't afford the amount of Coonabloodywarra red it would take to get Stoppers' oops sorry...Christopha, shickered....https://www.ubeaut.biz/beersmiley.gif
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:D NAH - thats what I'm like sober :rolleyes: now when I'm on the turps I get really silly :eek: