We're opening the polls early this time to allow for all you iternerant bums to vote. The poll will close on Saturday. Make your vote count.
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We're opening the polls early this time to allow for all you iternerant bums to vote. The poll will close on Saturday. Make your vote count.
I feel a dictatorship coming on. :eek:
I vote Crabtree leader of the revolution.
I abstained, I've just got this inkling that this poll might not be strictly legitimate. I'm not saying that its rigged mind you no no....would never think of such a thing on this forum.....all fine upstanding individuals.
Cheers
Actually, I've always thought that a benevolent dictatorship would be the most workable system of government (as far as being able to get things done). Thge trouble is, of course, having the right benevolent dictator. Although I am a very busy man (see the current "gunna" thread) I'd be more than happy to volunteer my services. :D
Mick
Oh dear, we're going to be governed by a committee.Quote:
The Admin & Mods of this board
Mick, are you talking about Joe Bjelke???:D I remember it was a dictatorship but it depended who you were in order for it to be benevolent.Quote:
Originally Posted by journeyman Mick
Cheers
The problem with elections is that no matter who you vote for you still end up electing a politician.
I vote for a parliament without politicians.
It all seems perfectly above board to me.
You Admin and Mods (or is that Illuminati?) of this board wouldn't happen to know who killed Kennedy would you????
Were's my foil hat?
Ben.
I vote Homer No1.
Damn preferential system, cast my vote for Homer who turned out to be Johnny's dad (determied scientifically using IQ POINTS, they were the same) so the vote moved to him.
Unfortunately Adolf is about to control America (or maybe is currently already doing so) so Johnny passed the vote on to him.
As happens in all cartoons Adolf morphed into little bully boy Mark so he held my vote for a while!!!!!
Turned out Mark was a loonie tune so u guessed it Bugs got my vote.
BUT WAIT THERE"S MORE..................
and so with that advertising gimmick it turned out the whole election was an advertising campaign and the Tupperware party were in control of my vote...............
until...................
The corruption and greed finally took over the otherwise impecably moralled and totally honest Administrators and Moderators of this board and they rigged the results so my vote didnt count in the first place.
LONG LIVE OUR TRANSPERANT SYSTEM OF PREFERENTIAL VOTING :mad: :mad: :mad:
it's rigged i want a recount:p
Grunt,
Why can't we see who voted for who? How do we know if secret agents are working for one party aren't influencing the outcome?
Of course I don't see any glaring evidence to suggest anything is amiss.
Yeah, it is beyond imagination for that many people to vote for John Howard.Quote:
it's rigged i want a recount
It's a secret ballot. What you don't trust us?Quote:
Grunt,
Why can't we see who voted for who? How do we know if secret agents are working for one party aren't influencing the outcome?
Of course I don't see any glaring evidence to suggest anything is amiss.
I want to know who the suckholes are who actually voted for the Admin/Mods. At present there are 10000003 votes for them.
They started with 9999999. one of them put the big number in, then the other two voted for themselves (three if you count all the mods). Then that leaves ONE or TWO sucks who want a discount at the Melbourne WWW.
Don't worry Al. The votes mean nothing, we'll win it on a recount in Florida. :cool:
Dan
Us?
I voted for the Tupperware Party as I have been nominated to be a minister in that wonderful party.
I'm meant my roll at the Australian Electoral Commission. I wear many hats including a foil one.Quote:
Us?
The suckholes know who they are. They won't be able to sleep at night from the guilt.
Thanks for clarifying that important point Grunt.
If buying votes is illegal then perhaps someone wearing a foil hat (with chin strap), sunglasses and reading a newspaper should hang around the UBeaut stand to see who gets the discounts.
When one of these dogs is uncovered, the agent can blow one of those party whistles to draw attention to the suck.
I would love to volunteer to undertake this task however unfortuantely I will be busy on a couple of other stands so I can't do it. :mad:
I'm calling for a Royal Commission into the disgraceful, insipid and abhorrent tactics of the suck(s). It will cost millions, but I don't care, we need to get to the bottom of this before it gets out of hand. :eek:
No problem with the poll. It His board, He can do as he wants.
Dan.
Self Appointed Minister of Everlasting Bullshoight.
What a bunch of pinko nancy-boys you lot turned out to be!!
More than Ten Million members have cast their vote so far...count them....TEN MILLION and rather than accept the wishes of the majority, you blokes carry on like a bunch of snivelling Democrats at a One Nation Convention.
What evidence do you have that the poll was rigged? (Except for one admittedly smart-arrissed comment when the vote was added - I'll allow you that one.)
I suspect that the Tupperware party has actually received more votes than the 10 currently showing, it's just that its scrutineers have an average of 9 fingers, and are now pushed beyond their counting ability.
The Mods on the other hand have COMPUTERS :eek: That would make them the animals that were MORE equal than the others.
With a scandal-racked party coming second in this poll, it must be time to find some dirt on the leaders of the party that's in front and get it out before Wednesdays media blackout!!
Cheers,
P
Election Scandal
Canberra Monday: It was revealed today that John Howard has told the truth. For the first time in living memory, a Prime Minister has told the truth. When a Tupperware Party stooge asked John Howard "Do you know what day it is?". The PM replied "No.". It is widely known that Johnny doesn't know what day it is.
The political remifications of this gaff will be felt long and hard. The re-election chances of the Howard Government have been severely damaged.
A senior Liberal Party spokesperson said "I don't know what the Prime Minister was thinking when he said that."
Well that's taken care of the guys coming third, but what hope has the Tupperware party got of forming a coalition now?
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Surely they won't be content with holding the balance of power in the Senate?
P (Swinging Voter)
I don't know about this new Tupperware party, they all seem a bit, well..... plasticy for my likings. ;)
Atleast the new vent in their tops should help dispel those gasses before they vent in the form of BS. :p
Ben.
Mods and Admins Guilty of Vote Rigging
An insider in the Mods and Administrators Party has leaked a document that details wide spread vote rigging, electoral tampering and bribery. The insider who asked not to be identified has stated that the deeds were not only known by the senior party officals but was sanctioned and in some cases orchestrated by them.
Mr. Grunt from the AEC said "These are very serious allegations and if they are found to have any basis the Electoral Commission will disallow all votes for the Mods and Administrators Party".
A spokesperson for the MAP said "She'll be right mate, we'll just put a bit of Hot wax over it and no one will notice. "
No need to worry about the Tupperware Party, the hand tool faction and the power tool faction have aired their differences and are working in perfect harmony.
We are united in our cause and we have a a common goal. That's more than the other parties can claim.
I think Al is prepared to have a televised debate with anyone rival. He has some ideas about what we could use as the worm but I don't want to reveal the details just yet.
It's a cert to be a green (how does he spell it?) catapillar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wood Borer
So he hasn't shown his hand yet then?
;)
P
Rumour has it that the MAP has been fraudulently registered. Seems that somebody forged some signatures to make up the numbers.
Please explain..............
Been down to the cemetry have they to get names of recently deceased?
Is this worse than branch stacking?
Ahhh ... some wood content at last!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wood Borer
:D
P
We feel wood is a core issue, we won't go barking up the wrong trees, we have no splinter groups and anyone who votes for us will not be left out on a limb.
We don't smoke joints at our board meetings discussing the plane truth and any saw points are addressed to the satisfaction of everyone.
Need I go on ....? We are committed to woodworkers and woodwork.
Rumour also has it that the person who voted a million times for the MAP party was a Queenslander who still thinks Joh and his Nationals are in government. :D
Informed sources let slip that upon questioning the MAP member he only said " Don't you worry about that :eek: and handed them a brown paper bag full of greenie. :D
Peter.
:p :p :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Sturdee
Oh goodness gracious me!!
I...i....i...is that the time??
I'm going to have to draw the blinds now I'm afraid, the cows are starting to fade 'cos of all that daylight savings you blokes have over those borders of yours.
Look, if a Queenslander can count to a million, and that's good enough to get him elected, well that's good enough for me!!
Where does the Tupperware party stand on Daylight Saving by the way??
Bear in mind that poor Mick, Cliff et al up there in Nth Qld will be trying to get the chooks to sleep in 40° heat and broad daylight at 11.00 pm if you bring it in (apparently).
Cheers,
P (Swinging Voter from Queensland, where "beer" is spelt "XXXX")
To ameliate the effect of daylight savings on FNQ we will issue all residents and their chooks with free foil hats. :eek:
When wearing these hats they won't know whether they are coming or going let alone if it is daylight or not. :D
Wearing them will not be optional and we will establish a government department to handle this important matter.
Peter.
Quote:
Originally Posted by bitingmidge
In Mexico we say XXXX when beer is spilt too.
If you got off the swing when the can is full you would be less likely to spill it.
Up here we just have this little button on the cistern, so when the can is full, we push the button, and all the poop just flushes away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wood Borer
How does it work down there?
:confused: :confused: :confused:
P
:D :D :D
Power corrupts!
Similar except we have a chain we pull down just like the next stop cord on the trams. :D
Or we save water by doing it out in the bush
Lemon tree in my case.
Just a horrible thought, does the underground water in Australia flow from South to North or the other way around. Fortunately we don't have as many bores in Vic as they do in QLD.
Don't you have Eddie McGuire, and Jeff Kennett and Barry Jones and Darryl Somers and Wilson Tuckey and Malcolm Frazer and John Elliott and every AFL team bar four, and ......and and ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wood Borer
I reckon you guys have THE mortgage on bores!!
Cheers,
P
:cool: :cool: :cool:
Does any one else think that Peter Beattie looks more and more like Homer Simpson (and lately starting to sound like him!) or is it only me?