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Grrr.
Up early this morning, fluoro's on in the shed; a bird comes in chasing the midges attracted to the lights. Does a circuit, craps and hits me in two spots and flies out.
The day can only get better :rolleyes:
(The white and brown components clearly have different densities; the brown travelled further!).
Astute analysis Ern:;!
Are you sure the bird didn't mistake your chin for its nest and crapped itself at the last moment when it realised its mistake?
Strewth, so it did a bombing run. :D
I thought the war was over long a go. :?
Its supposed to be good luck isn't it? :think:
Good luck for the bird :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
Apparently birds only have one orifice for disposing of "waste matter". If humans develop the same way it will do away with need for dual flush toilets :D.
Yeah, IIRC the white stuff coats the acidic waste and stops their rings from burning. Not that I care.
Ern,Quote:
Originally Posted by rsser
before I read your post I was certain it was about politics...both of them.., state & federal...:doh:
Maybe it is an...allegoric story .....ummmm....I think that's it.:;
Regards,
Peter
Maybe something about a bird being in the top job?:rolleyes::p
Not that I mind that. :p
Ern that's the problem, getting up early these cold mornings.:D If you slept in like me this would not have happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by rsser
Peter.
LOL, I've been shat upon one way or another by birds more than once and with justification at times, but a literal event in the inner sanctum, pffft! This little avian got from the outer shed into the inner one, and after marking me in white and brown perched on one of the many clamps attached to one of the rafters. Checking out the effectiveness of its cross hairs I expect. Had to be shooed out.
You shouldn't have stood still for so long. It obviously thought you were a statue :)
Just be thankful it wasn't a disgusting, vile pigeon.
Now, now. No birdist remarks:DQuote:
Originally Posted by bsrlee
Cheers,
Jim
They are pretty cunning. Can find their way all the way into the super market and out again.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by rsser
Fair nuff re birdism ....
(I'm a closet birdist I have to confess; love a good set of curves. Only as inspiration for bowl forms mind :wink: )
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Do you mean the feathered variety?