Male or Female

Sunshine asked for it an now here it is.

'Twas going to be very simple with only two choices. How easy would that have been. But I decided to complicate things a little and in doing so become a little more politically correct. Not!

Glad to see that you included the idiot box for me........
Hey at least I'm complete.............

Sorry but I'm not allowed to vote on this sort of thing without the spouses permission...... "COMING DEAR!!!"

Sorry Neil but you could probably drop off the last two choices as sexual preference does not alter gender. Logically you don't have the many other versions of male/female classifications so these two stand out.
Thank goodness we haven't applied political correctness in our native taxonomy because they have a few twists that humans have yet to evolve to.

I added the last two "choices"..... just in case..... but if you don't like 'em or are afraid of/embarassed by them I shall delete them.

Not bothered by them just pointing out the inconsistency in the classification. In other words being a smart . :)

What about the “I was a male now I’m a gay female” option …

No sorry I should behave, I am an idiot…

According to a recent survey, over 90% of the population is male, the nearly 3% of the population that were female have become male. This is a very worrying trend. Especially for the continuation of the species.

I think we need to have a Senate Inquiry into these alarming statistics.

I think there is something wrong with the results.
Both Ozwinner and Wongo have said they are idiots and I voted that way but the results only show 2 votes.

Perhaps we need another category for those of us that are Complete Idiots?

puzzled
Geoff

People with split personalities might find it difficult only being able to vote once.

Perhaps they log in as different people on different days so it might be OK.

- Wood Borer

Caring for everyone

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Originally posted by Geoff Allen
I think there is something wrong with the results.
Both Ozwinner and Wongo have said they are idiots and I voted that way but the results only show 2 votes.

Perhaps we need another category for those of us that are Complete Idiots?

puzzled
Geoff

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Maybe your computer knows different, you know computers dont lie.
Or maybe Wongo and I, only said that we voted for the idiot, because we are Idiots we wouldnt know anyway.
Confused? Me too, I think.
Allan

some people i meet have been kind enough to point out that i must be a SHEMAN because i know which end of a hammer to bang them on the head with after they have insulted me and how to bury the body under a DIY consructed deck using the following tools:
"Bloke & Deck-her"
"Mentabo"
"Rio-boy"
"De Walter"
"Mankita"
The critics have been disposed of, dispatched and degendered as seen fit( the deck has been enlarged!!).

I.m afraid you haven't got a category for me. I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body !

I don't understand the question. What are we voting for again?

You've missed out quite a few!

I recall reading of "supermales" and "superfemales", not in the context of the size of their tools, but having additional chromosomes. Not just XY, but XXY or XYY and so on.

There are also "merms" and "ferms", I think. Sounds like something along the lines of geeps (goat/sheep cross) or ligers and tigrons.

At least you don't need an option for "Y" only chromosome, because apparently that doesn't produce a viable human.

Cheers,
Andrew

http://www.fiu.edu/~srose/Sexdiffere...oncorrect.html