Marrage Vs Table Saw

After 9 years of dating the Stink finally asked the Stinkette for her hand in marriage ....... unfortunately the Stink really didn't think it through too thoroughly ...... after placing a deposit on the engagement ring today the only thought that was going through Stinkies head was that the Stinkette will for ever be wearing the equivalent of two Jet table saws and appropriate dust extraction on her finger ......

Has the stink made the correct decision? will the regret of the lost table saws be forever weighing heavily on the Stinkettes finger? Is there something wrong with the Stink for even thinking this way? Should the Stink have proposed to the table saw initially to save all of this resentment? What do you think???

Stinki

A cyclone will probably suck those mixed thouts out of your head, seperate them.........what's left in the bin is what you gonna live with forever!

stinki
A woman spurned can take your hand off as fast as a table saw, so just grin and bear it.

There is a remote possibility that the saw will do what you tell it into the future.
The wench has agreed to marry you. That is the last time you will get what you want from her.
38 years married and still to win my first argument.

I'm sure the table saw wouldn't complain if you used another saw occasionally - you could even use a hand saw in an emergency!

I voted for the tablesaw. That marriage BS is a slippery slope - first you gotta hock yourself to the eyeballs to pay for it all, then comes the mortgage, kid, sensible car, sensible job, second kid, second sensible car, second mortgage, school fees, first heart attack, university fees, second heart attack..... DON'T DO IT!!

MUCH safer messing with a tablesaw than all that :) :) :)

On a slightly more serious note - CONGRATS! :) Life will never be the same again. Some of it even for the better :)

Not easy to get a tablesaw to keep you warm over those cool wintry nights.
Cyclones tend to create a draught and in the wrong places.
Go with the Stinkette and and you'll have less time for these polls!
:D

Good luck!
Cheers:)

I go for the saw
to clear the thoughts lie on the couch with a beer or two and all silly thoughts of the stinkettes hand will vanish ....I didnt do that 32 yrs ago and found that the rest of the body comes with the hand ....like it or not:)
congrats on the coming nauptials
Pete:D

My vote is for the stinkette.
Plus a couple kids somewhere along the way.
Its a battle, but hey, better than being a lonely double tablesaw owner if you ask me.
You gotta have someone to come and visit you when you are stuck in a nursing home!

Trouble with relationships is that people expect them to go along nicely without putting any work into them. Give the relationship a bit of attention now and then and like a good tablesaw, it will serve you well and give you much more back in return!

Congrats!

I don't believe it!! https://www.ubeaut.biz/lovers.gif(No Contest!, Work that out for yourselves))

Once your married, you will have to change your name to Sir Stinkalittleless.
Cheers, Allan :D

Stinky

That's a hard call. Mmmm.

It does remind me of the advert in a Russian newspaper that read, "Wife wanted for farmer - must own a tractor. Reply to XXX. Please send picture of tractor".

Best wishes on your good news

Derek

stinky
when you send out all your invitations add a note on the bottom that states that there is a wedding present wish list held at carbatec or mik even hare and forbes and you never know what goodies you may end up with

best wishes

multinut
:) ;) :)

Marriage is like a three ring circus:
The engagement ring
The wedding ring
The suffering
:D :D :D
I should know, on the second edition now (23 years and two #%*$ kids)
Congratulations.

remember child allowance and rebates from our DEAR Goverment,:D
its extra stuff in the bank account that could get lost at the local tool shop
Congratulations you just never know she just might come out and work with you :rolleyes: :p :D :confused: Tony