what do you call two robbers?
a pair of nickers:D
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what do you call two robbers?
a pair of nickers:D
:rotfl:
Good one Stirlo. Keep that up and you will be eligible to become one of the musketeers :) we need all the help we can get. :D
I know ill get my wrist slapped from the wrist slappers, but that was funny..:D
and to think it came out of a christmas cracker:rolleyes::DQuote:
Originally Posted by Brickie
:slap:Quote:
Originally Posted by Brickie
Well you asked for it:D:D
:2tsup: Stirlo welcome a great start now don't let the side down :D
Why did the ribber take a bath
he wanted to make a clean get away
Police reported a break in at their own station thieves had stolen their toilet.
a spokesman said they had nothing to go on.
Hey! That joke is almost the same as the on about the ROBBER making a clean get away.:D
yeah, my 'jokes' need to get less funnier with each go right:rolleyes::DQuote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
what animal needs oiling?
mice, cos they squeak:no:
What animal is like a 15 yr old boy??Quote:
Originally Posted by ss_11000
That's an insult to animals.:((Quote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
Good one Stirlo.
Keep up that standard and the rest of us
can retire during 2008.
:2tsup::D:2tsup:
Allan
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One good turn requires a decent piece of wood.
truly is:pQuote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
:?:rolleyes: Not an insult was a complimentQuote:
Originally Posted by ss_11000
15 yr old boys are as lively as a Jack rabbit, spontaneous as a bird in flight, have the speed of a Cheater, the eyes of an Eagle, the cunning of a Fox, and the freedom to make of their lives what they can.
thats only true in most cases:shrug:. remember - we're meant to be fat and overweight because were as lazy as :insert lazy animal name here: <INSERT here animal lazy>and watch too much tv :D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
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