An Aussie dies and goes to heaven.
As he stands in front of the pearly gates, he sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.
"What area all the clocks for?" he asks St. Peter,
"They are lie clocks. Everyone has one and the hands move each time you lie" replies Peter.
"Oh" says the aussie "Who’s clock is that?"
"Thats Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved therefore telling us that she had never lied in her life. Next to that is Abraham Lincolns it has only moved twice telling us he has only lied twice in his lifetime" explains Peter.
The aussie is stunned he continues to look for a few minutes then asks peter "Where is John Howard’s clock?"
"Its in Jesus’ office" exclaims Peter, "He is using it for a ceiling fan
