Safety for women

Safety for women.
From a local free press thing, I think they are serious.

Thanks to 'Whats New"

Al :confused:

very interesting stuff

hmmm, gunning the engine in the 1.8 lt hatchback and then, about 20 minutes later when its up to speed, crashing it into a tree.
Was that in the Whittlesea local rag, or an american one?

Wandong!
But I expect it was lifted from a yank one.

I like the, If they have a gun to your head bit.:eek: :p :D

Al :)

I am worried about my wife........she doesn't have a car with an airbag, but does have a black belt in Karate. Will she be OK?

Thanks for the information, Al. Very informative.

Anthony

Maybe she could karate chop the dashboard as it crumpled in toward the front seat?

Man. I'd like to see some peckerhead try to hijack my wife. When we met she told me that she used to row for the Navy. "Frigates?" I asked. She beat me up.:o

Hi Guys. I'm new here and have to say I think this is one of those fake ads your meant to spot in the local papers. Apparently you get a chance to win $100 or something similar.

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Originally Posted by SWMBO

Hi Guys. I'm new here and have to say I think this is one of those fake ads your meant to spot in the local papers. Apparently you get a chance to win $100 or something similar.

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Not so.
I was in the local rag just as a section, 1/8 of page big.

Al :)

Based on an old joke......

You can read it here.

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ead.php?t=2662

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Originally Posted by SWMBO

Hi Guys. I'm new here and have to say I think this is one of those fake ads your meant to spot in the local papers. Apparently you get a chance to win $100 or something similar.

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Madame, forgive me but I think that you are a troll and are therefore just trying to yank our chains.

Please go away.

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Originally Posted by craigb

...trying to yank our chains.

Please go away.

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Oh but Craig.... you have SUCH a nice chain...... :D

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Originally Posted by Wooden Luddite

I am worried about my wife........she doesn't have a car with an airbag, but does have a black belt in Karate. Will she be OK?

Thanks for the information, Al. Very informative.

Anthony

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from my karate days i can tell you that there's karate and then there's dancing called karate. people can get black belts in either. karate black belts generally take several years of hard training and dedication but ballet dancing ones are handed out like lollies because the instructors (i dare not call them their preferred title of sensei in defference to a well respected forum member) receive a grading fee from every student they promote.

Wooden Luddite, if your wife has a real black belt i am sure she will be fine. if she has a liquorice strap, get an airbag!!!

As for you Doug, with them tits, Im looking for you at this moment on the streets of Melbourne.

Hang on, there you are, "hey lady"....ewwwrrrrhhh......screeech.

Al :p :eek:

In these days of equal opportunity, I guess us middle aged gentlemen should take note also.

It is possible we could easily be kidnapped by 18 year blondes (doug the slug avatar lookalikes). They could take us away and have their way with us despite our protests.

Thanks for the timely warning Al.