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Hi,
You could get more than two short planks from that couple.
Regards
I wonder which branch of the family he came from.....
I will make a trunk call and find out.
He's given a very wooden response. I'd say it's probably because he's rooted to the spot.
I'll go out on a limb and say 'good one'.
Alan...
I’m just going to turn a leaf on this one [emoji849]
...and I thought that everyone had twigged to all the puns
Why are we lumbered with jokes like these?
Rotten.
Rotten?Quote:
Originally Posted by rustynail
Decayed or spalted?
Sorry, you can't branch out on this, it's one or the other? There's not mulch esle!
If it were spalted I would have said so. If it were decay I would have used that term to describe an ongoing process. Rotten is what rotten is....Rotten.
We have to make allowances for people who have no sense of humus :D :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by rustynail
This thread is littered with lots of humus :rolleyes: