The Official Cricket Thread

Here it is, the place to put all your smart remarks and updates.

Currently, 0-18 off 4 overs and looking good.

hey JOW ?? You watching this ?? :D :D (you won't be for long, enjoy it while you can.
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Winter is supposed to see the back of cricket..... damn international competition.

ive quickly beeped past SBS a couple of times and suprised myself by almost falling asleep every time. what a waste of resources is cricket. stupid game cant even think of a new name for it - they had to pinch an insects name for it. Poor old MathewA at Biting Midges, hes probably nodding his head politely and and saying "uh huh, the stump is used to hit the googly whilst texting the pommie harlot on your spin bowlers mobile, right ?" - at the same time thinking "I gotta get me a new pad quick smart man...."

risky bisquit and that pommie git on the tube just said we've got 2 FRIKKIN MONTHS of cricket... Nooooo...... what about all me favourite shows ? Inspector rex, Iron chef & all those french booby movies??? where do I get me kulcha from now eh ????

sbs has got a lot to answer for, at least on kerry-vision you get the ad breaks to wake you up when they fill the sine wave with ad-crap.

you know why risky is still alive ? because the job he's got is the least stressful one on the known universe, the second least stressful job is the one held by the guy who sets the ciriculum at public high schools....

where did they drag out dean jones from ? did they need a professional crier on the panel ? and what about that bald fool ex-spin bowler (noooo... not warnie) that other twit.. whats his name ??? greg mathews; what value added service does he provide eh ? about as useful as a 12th man at a team photo...

and what about old trouser boy himself - shame worn - I reckon hes stretched a bit of skin by now eh.... lucky his wrist is well practiced with all his flippers and off-wrist spin...

isnt the captain supposed to be a tall bloke ? with hair ? and a 'stache ?

i'm glad the poms wont let you bring home the ashes - shows the futility of it all, they shoud just give up whilst theys ahead (if you can call it ahead)

douglas adams was right about cricket.

i'll get you for that gumbo ! :D

You wouldn't be trying to hijack my cricket thread now would you ?? :D :D :D

C'mon people, i need help, it's the eternal struggle of good against evil :)

Zed.

Time for your nap old chap.
And dont forget to take your pills.

Al :)

isnt northern melbourne the cheap end of town oz ?

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Originally Posted by Zed

isnt northern melbourne the cheap end of town oz ?

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Not at the moment it aint, it was when we bought here. :D

Al :)

As long as Mythbusters is on on Monday, the croquet can stay. Carn the Aussies!!! :)