The curse

Hi boys and girls.
Do you all know what a curse is??
Well sit yourselves down and uncle Al will explain.......

A curse is something some ugly person says to you, usualy just before you die..:eek:

We had this well er uhhhmmm, female in the shop today.
And because I didnt want to sell her something, a shop fitting actualy.
She put a curse on me, and the business.
You know, usual sort of curse, hope your bits drop off, hope you go broke, pox on your family, run of the mill sort of curse.

When are they going to come up with something original???

Id better go, just in case I die, or something.

Al :D

Al just eat some garlic drink 1 bottle op bundy rum and run counterclockwise 3 times as the cock crows and stirring a pancake mix with your left hand it is reversed. :D
but then you could always sing kumbya and hope she gets sick :p
Pete

Just think yourself lucky it wasn't a hex. That's something a computer nerd puts on you. :eek:

Why didn't you want to sell the stuff to her Al?

Just think yourself lucky it wasn't a hex. That's something a computer nerd puts on you
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easy fixed just cross SilentC's palm with binary and he fixes it

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Originally Posted by echnidna

Why didn't you want to sell the stuff to her Al?

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Because she was a ******* **** **** ******** **** **** ******* ********.

Al :D

She wasnt American as well I hope?
I thought you took people as they come. Clearly she didnt score well on the old Ozometer.
beejay

So why didn't you sell it to her for triple what it was worth?? (Plust a small levy for packaging and handling of course>

:confused: :confused: :confused:
P

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

Because she was a *******
Al :D

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Money is money!

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Originally Posted by beejay1

She wasnt American as well I hope?
I thought you took people as they come. Clearly she didnt score well on the old Ozometer.
beejay

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Nah, she was a wanabe witch

This is the sign in the shop


Habitus Finitor Indico.

Translation
Attitude determines price.

Al :D

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Originally Posted by echnidna

Money is money!

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Thats not how it works Bob.
I have my pride too, which is not for sale.

Al

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

Thats not how it works Bob.
I have my pride too, which is not for sale.

Al

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AWW, come on Al, I'll give 2.50, for ya pride, I'd offer to buy your soul, but I reckon it went years ago. :D

Ahh soul.


Al :D

some of the most intense love affairs have started with intense hatred, be careful Oz she could come back and pluck the old heart strings. Who knows where this could lead to?

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Originally Posted by beejay1

Who knows where this could lead to?

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Murder, suicide by the sounds of it :eek: :eek: :rolleyes: