What's your ideal occupation?

Seeing there are a few unhappy work types on the board I thought I'd throw this in:

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

For my full name I could be a stand up comedian, but if I enter what people call me it recons I should be a pole dancer :eek: (anyone for a lap dance :D)

If I use my fictitious forum name I should be an animal therapist;) (Hmm, Eastie the funny pole dancing animal therapist)

Sturdee the lumberjack, Shane the top gun pilot, Neil the Hippy :D:D:D

Rear End of Panto Cow

Figures :rolleyes:

Bunjee Jumper from my first name. Reality TV show Star from my whole name. Rear of Panto Cow - screen name. :confused:

Dan

Second-Hand Car Salesman :(

It is actually perfect for me because I know nothing about car. Want to buy a Holden Falcon? :cool:

Astrologer :confused:

Woo cosmic :)

Wood Borer, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising!!!!!

Perhaps I have been kidding myself for too long.

- Wood Borer

prime minister,:eek: hell were in trouble

or with my full name Your ideal job is a Gigolo. :o

Abreviated real name - CHURCH MINISTER ( YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!)

Screen Name - MERMAID :eek: :eek: :eek:

Full real name - PIRATE :cool: :rolleyes: ;) ;)

Used Car Salesman. I knew I should have stuck at it.

I think theres been a mistake

For various bits of my name and full name I'm told I should become a
professional shopper/puppeteer/office gopher/ street sweeper. These are already part of my job description since I'm in a small business.
BUT abbreviate my first name and I am to become a 'spinster with cats'. I can't stand cats and it would take a lifetime of undo's to become a spinster (might be a bit of fun though!).

Well back to the knitting
Spinster geoff

:eek: :eek: :eek:
I kid you not.

P
:D

Mermaid apparently, only problem is I can't sing......

This is interesting though because what I'd really like to do for a living is be a Marine Biologist. For a start just the thought of five years at the Uni in Townsville playing with fish would be great....I think I'll recommend one of my kids go into this field and stay as far away from the corporate world as possible.

HH

First Name: Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

First and surname: Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp.

, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.

Full Name:Your ideal job is a Panto Dame.

im either a movie star, satan or an animal therapist.

satan is probably the closest...