"Is that what they mean by a Whitely??":rolleyes::rolleyes:
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"Is that what they mean by a Whitely??":rolleyes::rolleyes:
Daaad, could you grab us another 4l of paint? We've got a corner of the loungeroom to finish off...
Aw jeez, Dad! You said things would be different if you lived in the Whitehouse! :(
"But doesn't mum have a Whirlpool?"
Keep smiling for the funniest home video or else!
"Mum, we were going to clean it up. Look, we already got the vacuum cleaner out!"
We fwound it vis way, we were just about to cquean it up forw yew.
Its our new minimalist aesthetic.:cool:
(Is it good or bad that the first instinct is to grab a camera not hose the kid down? :hmm: )
You think this is good mum, wait till you see your bedroom and the car, we did them in red! :D
OK luv, you got your 'cute' photo, NOW can I kill 'em!?!?!??!
Bit dissapointed that nobody mentioned second and third coats but, for me, it was Groggy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Groggy
OK, for something different I am putting up FOUR pictures. The winner will have a caption for each one.
Back in the bad books again eh? Yeah you can share me house again, butbringessabeerwillya?
Little kiwi never forgave his mum for the teenage preggnancy, nor for hiding his egg with the neighbouring penguins.
Acorn Wars, The Return of the Squirrel
Yeah, I bloody can swim, now there ain't nothin between me and revenge but a pair of speedos.
Cheers
Michael
1. Ahh, what a dog of a day :rolleyes:
2. I give you @#$%ing dog of a day...:((
3. Die! You Dirty Dog!
4. You're so dead, Dog...
After a dog's day, it's good to just kick back and relax.
Bugger the speedos, I'm going back to the tux!
No, NO! You hit the nut with it...
I'll give YOU "cute!"
"Hello Fifi, wanna come back to my place?"
"Sod this for a lark! I'm migrating!"
"For squirrels lots of fun this is,"
"Yes, I am Geelong's 2008 grand final mascot! So what!"
You'd have to agree
that dejection
and violence
rain
Smoke?
I hate it when they steal my suit.
The first Star-wars Jeddai warriors didn't exactly get the expected serious response from the test audience.
This IS smiling.
Like....wow!
YOU'RE depressed??
Sunday at Sydney airport
You lookin' at me, Pal??
Then bugger me if they didn't put this thing around my neck.
Biggest bloody wave I ever saw.
May the energiser be with you.
Breaststroke my ar...........
- who me? nope, it musta been the cat that pooped in yer shoe.
-Damn!, I didn't know it was supposed to be formal
-Hey settle down guys, you just light sabered the tree
-Yeah, ok, I'm not really fond of swimming, what gave it away?
Some good ones there :D
mic-d takes it away today.
Here's one.
Cheers
Michael
Whoever screwed my head on did it too tight.
This thread gets my head in a spin.
Note to self: Do NOT put head in chuck with lathe running!
"WREN-1 to Tower. Request taxi clearance."
The rest of the flock reckon 'Beaky' is a bit of a rev-head.
Linda Blair's Budgie
I'll have a hell of a hangover tomorrow, me heads spinning.
That's the one, good one Ozkaban.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozkaban
Cheers
Michael
Here's one...
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You can lead a bike to water, but you can't make it drink. :rolleyes:
Yumpin Yimminy, I's head over heels 'bout ridin.
Full twisting one and a half with bike.:B:B
Degree of difficulty, Not much!!:doh::doh:
Being young, John never believed that parachutes have to have a certain amount of height before they worked properly, now he believes.
lefthand - backbrake, right hand - front brake.
Oops, the other left
Cheers
Michael
This sure beats sky diving.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Nice one... Over to you Skew...
Cheers,
Dave
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