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hold of the alien spce ship.
since when did aliens get inteested in spices?
They were Aliens from New Zealand.
i don't remember anyone mentioning sheep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grunt
Ah, a new twist to the yarn. Aliens fond of sheep? Let this wooly yarn continue.....
Just then Rodger RAMjet landed his BAAAAAbq shaped spaceship in a paddock of ewes.
Morning ladies, said Rodger, any of ewes seen my gummies?
I left them here on my last love trip, with that........................
.... they all headed off to Ozwinner and missuses place to see if they could get some secondhand gummies.
two little lambs came running towards him crying DADDY dont walk so fast.........................
.............but being Monday, Treasures on Plenty was closed, ( good name huh? )
So they all went to Mernda market to do battle with the foreign traders.
The same traders ,who if you shake hands with them, make sure you count your fingers afterwards.
Haveing counted their fingers, and secured the gummies they....................
.... looked for a kiwi teacher to get him to show them how to use gummies......
without getting their shins scraped. Of course then there is the keeping in step so essential when getting up......
and moving the sheep to the edge of the cliff.
He was precariously perched as he pushed each of the sheep over the cliff. His old gumboots weren't quite as they used to be, he remembered back to the good ole days when all the sheep had a glimmer in there eye when they saw him strutting through the paddock wearing those shiny black gum boots. Those were the days he thought to himself as he...
... a sheeps back legs into the gummies....
which makes 'em harder to push over the cliff...
I do read this!!!
bullshidt!!!
..... into the wooden chute which delivers them to the butcher shop at the bottom where they are quickly converted into.........
bangers but not the sort alien whores use for...
breaking out of orbit
..after eating them along with several tins of heinz baked beans, onion and chilli, the after burn....
...is often seen shooting across the sky accompanied by the smell of...
......wood!
...as the alien whore required wooden chocks to hold back the...
..... woooden......
..cheeks...
...of the moderator...
who was not in this script.
ernknot
Are you calling nondescript?
Susan put down her book. "This is a very strange novel", she muttered to herself. "The plot is all over the place, characters seem to come and go with no sense of purpose or belonging and every now and then the author inserts some weird comment seemingly directed at himself as though a second person was reading it as he writes. I'm definitely going to have to change my brand of ...
..vaseline because...
it doesn't keep certain critical people out of the bedroom, the old doorhandle trick seems to have stopped working.
Susan decides to have her monthly shuffle through hubbies magazines as a break from the book and finds a copy of....
... Australian Woody Review in which she discovers an article about how to deal with critical people in the bedroom. "There's nothing I hate more than being criticised in the bedroom. Why just the other day I was trying out a new ...
..position on the milkman when he said "Your ceiling could do with a coat of paint." I told him...
"stick this where the sun don't shine" as she grabbed out her wooden ...
...milko whacker and rammed it up.....
...his nose so hard...
... that his hat fell off. "I suppose you wont be wanting your usual pint and a half of milkman's best then", he asked?
"The stain on the sheet is telling me I've already got it" she replied. The milkman looked down....