Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

36 cu ft boot!

The style was definatly in the eye of the bootholder.

shoe tree?

fig tree

fig jam

call him egotistical

ego is not a dirty word.

neither is "Futtock"

I am not responsible.

then whyare you sounding guilty

I'ts not unusual......

Cliff Richards

We're all going on a summer holiday....

and taking Tom Jones

er... Thomas John Woodward

Edward Woodward

The Equaliser (I loved that show, and the XJ6 he drove)

Callan

get even

revenge

a dish best savoured cold

shoulder

over the edge

over the top

comb over

Tragic

Vanity

sink

without a trace

no carbon paper :?

carbon tax

pole tax

Russian (Well they taxed the poles)

Slab o' Vic

six pack

and a pie

and a sausage roll

Don't be a silly sausage!:q

Frankfurter

Berliner