Ok go nuts people
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Ok go nuts people
What worksafe missed
When you find you are in a hole stop digging.
the wife's earring must be here somewhere
:think: I've got a vague memory of something about sticks and stones!
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"Of course it's safe! I'm wearing a hat aren't I?"
Oh alright then...I'll use two sticks
Tales of Fred the inept archeologist, the final chapter: 'Well I do see road runner footprints and a couple of fossilised Acme boxes but there is no evidence that a coyote was ever here"
One of the vagaries of the South American mining royalties system is that underground mines are cheaper to run than open-cut.
Hey guys, all good for a laugh but I like the simplicity of Underfoots. Have a go Undie.
Ta Claw
how bout
Well yes, spare tyre storage is an issue but the real problem is jacking the thing up.
You know you're a redneck if... Someone you know has died after saying "Hey Y'all, Watch this!"
Nobody meantions the third partner, Jones, in the Harley-Davidson story