Going 'down the road' is as easy as 'falling off a bike'.
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Going 'down the road' is as easy as 'falling off a bike'.
The committee for the annual High Country Mountain Bike Ride decided it needed a way to make sure only serious competitors applied...
M.C. Escher:
A truly brilliant artist.
A truly useless civil engineer.
"Hmmm..this could be dangerous. It really ought to have a white line down the middle."
"Right, this is my big chance to beat the world record for the 50 metre dash."
Bloody hell, widows maker course is not wrong. But then again I ain't married so I will give it a go.
Chief Tiff takes the honours (Pugwash gets an honourable mention for his very commendable '50 metre dash' offering).
Try this one......
At the recent round of One Man and his Cat goatcat trials held in Mid Glamorgan, PussPuss strides confidentially back to her master's side having completed the course successfully and in record time.
O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay
I don't think you're a very good kid's cat so bugger off.
Ah yes, the old children's classic "Puss'n'Goats" :p
Hell, they invite me to dinner and serve up grass and not even the type you smoke.
"First they won't let me enter 'cos they don't believe I'm a pig and then they give me goats to herd instead of sheep - it's a conspiracy I tell ya!"
I should look smug, you've been eating my used lucerne kitty litter.