Thx, Fender.:2tsup::2tsup:
An oldie but a goodie that I ncan't resist.....
"No, Blue, It's Tally-ho the fox, NOT
There goes the bastard!!"
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Thx, Fender.:2tsup::2tsup:
An oldie but a goodie that I ncan't resist.....
"No, Blue, It's Tally-ho the fox, NOT
There goes the bastard!!"
The difference between a "Yap" and a "Yip"
The hills are alive with the sound of................. ooooowwwwww!!!!!!
The Vet will never castrate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
"No. We're not actually chasing a fox. We're just trying to get away from Camilla!"
Roger and Ralph make sure they clear the fence this time........
after the last (unfortunate) fence leaping fiasco.
(said by 2nd dog from the left. ) "Come on ears! Flap harder.":C
The consequences of a poor diet can be dire indeed.
heheh .... or: Survival of the fleetest.
It's your Grumpy John:2tsup:
Only because of the ensuing comments John.:D
O.K. that one didn't get past , I'll try this one.
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Wow! A Nice big Juicy Steak! Bring it on!
oh, could you blend it up a little bit for me first?
"Not hip man, it's hippo!"
I told that cat i have lots of friends but he still knocks my food off.
Who's laughing now Felix!
Wierdopottamus
Whadya mean, you blow on the other end of the trumpet?
I thought the tooth fairy was cool when I got left $1 for each tooth only a few more to go and I'll have enough cash for beer
Town cryer announcing MJs death
Looking for a place to park your car?
But I've saved heaps on dental bills.......:D
and tooothpaste.
Heysen tunnel reopens
Grumpy John's new avatar.
There are some excellent replies here, but I'm giving it to Bullfright. You can't have too many carparks. Special mention to Pugwash, Rsser and Ozkaben.
OK............lets keep it in the same vein...............
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Cost is not an issue --- where do i get one?
Does this mean I'll need a Zip code to communicate??:q:q
Let's hope she's got a ton of money and her old man owns a pub.
Now let's see ya tell me to "zip it" again. :~
You must unzip it for 10 minutes a day otherwise her head explodes, which can be a bit messy.:rolleyes:
Jeez, the Doctor sure meant it when he said "Breathe through your nose"
Of course my eyes are bulging!! I haven't spoken for two minutes!!!
(There's another one about passing wind, but 's prob on the case!!):no::no:
When velcro just won't do...
..but I've saved a heap on dental bills, .......and toothpaste.:D
"It saves me carrying a handbag."
If only Malcolm Turnbull had one of these.
Never make a polition , can't see her lips move
when lip stick just doesn't work
New and exclusive, Lip Zip by Max Factor:-:-
"NEW" and only comes in the female version!!:D:D
should be standard equipment:D:D
mmmpph !!!...mmrr!!...mmhhhpppff!!...:((