Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #7

Not part of the competition. Just an observation........

The scary thing is that YES there are real people like that out there. Many years ago I had the illegal chance to work around good ole USA and got off the beaten track and met 'real?' people. At times it was more than scary, then I came back here and OMG found similar folks in Australia. Just sayin.

CHORUS : " I wood do anything for love,........."

but I won't do that!

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Originally Posted by beer4all

CHORUS : " I wood do anything for love,........."

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but I won't do that!

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By the look on her face he already did!

I can't enter but this here's mine....

Southern Comfort

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but I won't do that!

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"......but I won't hew that! "

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Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker

Fred threatened a starkers hunger strike if they took his woodpile

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Posts drying up, times up, so I'm going with this one.


Your up Nick

ok thanks

was going to go with another old man one but saw this instead

So here goes

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It does say BP Express,
But I think he went a bit too express.

Lex III: Actioni contrariam semper et æqualem esse reactionem: sive corporum duorum actiones in se mutuo semper esse æquales et in partes contrarias dirigi.

Sorry, I was aiming for the macca's drive thru next door, but give me a coke for your troubles.

Damn! I've been driving the wife's Micra too often.

"Make mine a big Mack please."

Regards
Paul

Do you sell brake pads here?

Out of respect for those that lost their lives and were injured, I will not be posting a caption for this one

" I was on my way to deliver this petrol station, when the car in front braked suddenly......"

I think this has stalled

beer4all take it away

Thank you Sawdust Maker,

Try this one..........

....looks like his wood's gunna get the cut.....

Reading the selfies vasectomy guide, Harry grabbed the chainsaw and ...

Harry's last word was, oops

Nope, Can't think of anything funny about this at all.....

Safety first! Where's your helmet and gloves?

No comment under the 5th amendment (USA)

Nutz.... we had that one already.

Is it a two stroke or a four stroke?

Now if I just give this a pull,I might find if there's a crack in it

A bad workman blames his tools.
A stupid workman soon doesn't have a tool to use.

Warning-riding chainsaws can be detrimental to your health

Wittingslow Amusements are always trying to invent new rides for Moomba.
The chainsaw swing ride was one of cousin Elroy's ideas

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Originally Posted by _fly_

Wittingslow Amusements are always trying to invent new rides for Moomba.
The chainsaw swing ride was one of cousin Elroy's ideas

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Ha,cousin Elroy always in it for a laugh

Elroy couldn't afford the prostate op here,
but he found a do it yourself site in russian that he thinks he understands.

Drastic measures for constipation

Elroy wanted to break the shackles and put an end to the meaning "Balls and Chain"

Hemorrhoids, be gone!

Not being able to find his broom, Eddie the Witch grabbed a chainsaw ...

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Safety first! Where's your helmet and gloves?

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Time to call it I think. "NEVER mix alcohol with stihl-nox................"

All yours doug3030.....

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All yours doug3030.....

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Wow! I've never won before!

Probably because deletes all my best entries :roll:

Try this one I found at short notice but please try to stay away from the obvious...

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Cheers

Doug

"I'm really looking forward to seeing his python tonight."

Sorry, was that too obvious?