Who you calling spot?
Printable View
Who you calling spot?
Run spot run.
:oo: I didn't know spots were contagious! :doh:
Here is a bloke who is just dotty about his dog.
Why Dick and Jane divorced. See Dick's spots. Help Spot escape.
Cheers
Michael
Spot Dick!
Spotted Dick?
:)
Twins! (only there mother can tell them apart)
:)
And dad slowly started looking like the dalmation
:o I had to look twice that eccentric grey headed bloke in the spotted suit looked some much like a recently retired forumite.:U
https://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...nicks-back.jpg
Careful
I'll let down one of you tyres :o
I hope that's a spot and not an accident.
Cheers
Michael
Bugga! I hate winning :D
So have a go at this.
OK! Who glued my ears down?
I got the joke, I got the joke, he didn't
Nigel took the job of protecting the idiot son of his employer seriously, but he couldn't help wondering if things would have been different had he not been caught with his paw in the catnip that day 15 years ago...
Sings: "I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so!"
Laughing.........I tell you what Boots, the look on his face when he put his slipper on..priceless, priceless I tell you!
I just let fluffy off the chain. My stupid brother should find out about....... ....now!
Cheers
Michael
Okie dokie..I'll keep the animal theme going
"So maybe I'll throw handfuls of shyte at the two-legs. But I ain't touching that!"
The board of directors at Apple get a sneak preview of the new Microsoft Product.
You want your Graphics Card to do what in Windows
They want us to read the instructions? :doh: :rofl:
They want us to write the instructions? :p:)
Cheers
Michael
Pirated software? not us, nooo way, thats monkey buisness!!! we're orangoutans.
Thanks Oz, stand back for a spla........................t:D
Last one in is a rotten egg.
Ah Sunbury....1969 or.....err I forget
"AH!.. Chocolate!...Gimme gimme!"
Fatty and Skinny went for a swim, fatty blew off and Skinn... er the bloke in the t-shirt fell in.
Cheers
Michael
And you all thought babies came from cabbage patches? Well they actually come from the amazing mud flowers of Sunbury! :cool: