exclaimed loudly.."Bloody Hell...Craig must have broadband! Then burst into song....It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday.....
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exclaimed loudly.."Bloody Hell...Craig must have broadband! Then burst into song....It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday.....
After a few seconds of wincing at the, less than melodious, sound of her own voice she looked at her meal again and thought to herself "Why do those sausages remind me of Semen Staines big? ..
toe, which is rather odd because his fingers also look like sausages. Why is she thinking of sausages. Is it because she has maternal stirrings and feel that a good.....
bit of pork on her fork would put her in the mood?
No actually. What it did do was to remind her what a complete and utter tosser Seaman Staines was and how shabbily he'd treated her when he'd chained her to his Triton.
In fact it mad her so angry that....
he started a saturation bombing type advertising campaign to convince most Australian woodies that the said triton was actually a good bit of gear...
unfortunately at this time a Vogon Constructor fleet was approaching with the intention of putting a stop to this type of rubbish
and all the silly boys like Suresh went out and bought a Leda table saw, complete with dodgy riving knife instead, then they clogged up these forums with requests for advice. Whereupon all those in the know said...
What on earth were you thinking?:eek:
Yes, what exactly were you thinking?
Hey?
Didn't Neil dedicate a whole section of these forums to the worship of (bow, scrape) Triton products?
You were warned.
Look what happened to those who strayed from the true faith, like Ke#$%ll,
lucky sanity saved me from typing the name of he who shall not be mentioned. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :cool:
enough, I'll be good now, promise
No really , I'll be uncharacteristically nice. ;)
Just then Al burst into the room, foil cap at the ready, bow tie set ascue on his manly well formed neck, nether regions unnethered.
With that glint in his eye, that so many damsels had fallen waste too, he said................
mis spelled both waist and to. :D :D
ello ello ello what have we got ere then ?
There it was, the brand new 10" table saw, aching to be used.....
riving knife,firm,erect,glistening
in the sun. The power was on ...
The blade was spinning. Slowly, Al approached the table...
feeling distinctly nervous with his nether regions unnethered:eek:
he, in a fit of stupidity, grabbed the spinning blade and had three fingers sliced off. The index finger, recently of his right hand, touched the back of the blade causing kickback. The finger was thrown back at Al and ...
became lodged halfway down his throat
which reminded him of that time during the Sydney Mardi Gras...
when after the consumption of a little too much alcohol he found himself on his hands and knees in a public convenience experiencing that same choking feeling although as it turned out he was lucky Cyril was there to take the matter into hand;)
He noted that Cyril had nice smooth hands unlike his rough splinter filled hands and thought to himself I hope I never lose any of my fingers, Cyril likes the roughness and thinks it is rather manly.
Unfortunately for Al the loss of his...
dignity matched the loss of his didgits. Cyril meanwhile had had the presence of mind to call an ambulance on his mobile. EEEAW... EEEAW.... went the sirens ....
this of course was just about more than Susan ( remember her? page 12 ) could bear
Her jealousy of Cyril became obvious and she now sought a way of.......
enticing him to
take her in to the workshop and show her the new bench which had as yet not been christened. She was quite prepared to.....
apply the final coat of ...
KY jelly to the
KY jelly to the
door handles to keep anyone out so she could concentrate on the task in hand...
which was to reclaim her "man" from the clutches of that smooth skinned...
Cyril....
the slimy...
aardvark eating ...
alien whore (from p1)
Aardvark flesh is much sought after by alien whores because it rejuvinates ceretain changable body parts used for......
...sex...
change operations. Changing of sex 'Mid Stride' shall we say, is one of the reasons that Alien Whores are so popular. Roger the Cabinboy first tried this when Seaman Stains brought out his ...