Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII

bucket o' water. :D

Putting a dampner on proceedings:q:q

cold spoon.

Ah, TL, so YOU are that horrible school nurse who terrified all my mates and me at "short-arm inspection back in the 50's!!!:o:o

I didn't think you sounded that fearsome, or that old!!!! :U:U

tortured memories

Wedding day.

big bucks

huge doe

Eye wateringly reminiscent:o:o

soft-focus distant recollections

Dewy-eyed hindsight:U:U

kick in the rear.

given the boot

Marvin K Mooney ..please go now

Can't go.............just been.

urinary tract infection

The REAL meaning of LURGI:o:o

off to the doc again.:C

Goodnes gracious me

The face that makes my pulses race................:U:U

could it launch a thousand ships

Only a mother could love it!!:no::no:

could sink a thousand ships.

Loose lips sink ships!!!:C:C

lubber lips.

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Originally Posted by Lignin

The face that makes my pulses race................:U:U

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:? How many pulses do you have? Are you Dr Who?:rolleyes:

silicone implants

Dolly Parton:B:B

Mae West

She done him wrong

He was Herman:doh::doh:

Hermit

crab

muddie

Wocha fingaz

fungus.

beard

salt & pepper

And the condiments of the season to you all!!!:B:B

Merry Xmas