Quiz time

https://www.ubeaut.biz/smilebash.gif(Duckman is the one on the right :D )

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Originally Posted by duckman

Ooooh... that would be cheating midge.
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Ok without any cheating:

The Sound of Music.

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Originally Posted by silentC

err, shouldn't that be 'quacking me up' ?

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Groan!!! :eek:

Not a bad pun though. :)

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Originally Posted by bitingmidge

Ok without any cheating:

The Sound of Music.

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ROFL
:D :D :D

FIBRE ENCOUNTER

A story about a young man's obsession with the fluff in his belly button?

BRIEF ENCOUNTER

Sequel to the above?

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Originally Posted by duckman

Bob, you're cracking me up. :D :D :D

You are joking right? Just like everyone else was joking about burning me at the stake etc etc? :eek:

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Joking? Oh yes, of course we are all just joking. Now, what is the address for your little prezzie eh? :)

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Originally Posted by duckman

You can't hide a hole! With modern technology such as that used by geophysists, archeologists etc., no matter how many centuries have passed since a hole was back-filled, the fact that a hole once existed in a particular location can be detected without having to resort to excavating the area.

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ps. You CAN hide a hole, all you need to do to hide a hole is to excavate all around it until the hole is no longer a whole.

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Originally Posted by silentC

BRUCE FIRE TENON

I think it's a kung fu woodworking film about a tall building that catches fire?

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HA HA HA.

:D :D :D

I'd give you a greenie for that but it won't let me

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Originally Posted by Bob Willson

ps. You CAN hide a hole, all you need to do to hide a hole is to excavate all around it until the hole is no longer a whole.

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The whole, hole or just part of the hole? :confused:

Can't you hide a hole with a sheet of steel like the council do sometimes, you might have a good idea it's a hole but you don't know until you lift the sheet, therefore it's hidden.

HH

You can hide IN a hole. In fact, when I were a lad, we used to live in a hole in the road.

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Originally Posted by silentC

You can hide IN a hole. In fact, when I were a lad, we used to live in a hole in the road.

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and had nought but gravel to eat??

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Originally Posted by silentC

You can hide IN a hole. In fact, when I were a lad, we used to live in a hole in the road.

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Not even a shoe box?

Gravel? Luxury!!

I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."