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Originally Posted by underfoot
You mean American Military Intelligence :p
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Quote:
Originally Posted by underfoot
You mean American Military Intelligence :p
Its all a case of mind over matter
we don't mind if you go splatter
If only I had a straw
designer put the decimal point in the wrong place again!:doh: Its the conversion from inches to cm.:rolleyes:
Talibans answer to Water-boarding - Beer-Boarding!
TL can take it this time. :)
Ain't you guy's ever seen a moose trap before?
:?:doh: Didn't think mine was the funniest. :shrug: Oh well! Off I go to look.:C:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
"Come on Boris! Time for your bath! It's the Royal Show tomorrow!"
With sufficient incentive it IS possible to walk (or run) on water!!:q:q
You can lead a bull to water but you can't make him sink.
I've heard of a sheep dip but this is ridiculous
boy the parking insectors here are scary
In hindsight, Venice's attempt to steal the Running Of The Bulls from Pamplona was not well considered...
To prepare your beef it needs to be marinated in a salt brine
Corned beef on the hoof:doh::doh:
Bbbbbelling the ccccat was easy, bbbut thththis..............I've completely gorn to water!!!:oo::oo:
(a topical caption)
The Spanish soccer fans did not take kindly to being beaten 2-0 by the USA,
Surf 'n' Turf
One Indian & beef Madras Curry coming right up for the Melbourne forumites meeting at MWWS
if one won't give you the trots the other will:q
:D This one takes it I reckon, for its susincness succinctness is what you were thinking of TL....., sisinkness....., sisincness....... :gaah: ...:C.economic use of words.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozkaban
(My caption is...... So that's why so many Spanish are called Jesus.:D )
Cool! Thought it needed something more but gave up 'cos I couldn't think of anything!!!
Anyway, here goes...
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My compacts in my hand bag's
I'm a mother with a pram and I can park anyhow and where I please.
My insurance company paid out at last on my broken wrist I have my Disability sticker on the windscreen so I can legally park anywhere for as long as I like FREE
My other car is a road train.
so you had a smart car and you fed it what ?
Bastard!!!:~:~
Well, what he's compensating for is twice as compact...
You can't read the writting under the car!! it says "One fatarse or two compacts".
I actually simpathise with this person, unless you drive a standard or small car, carparks do not allow for you. I am one of many people who sometimes tow a trailer to do site work. Try and find somewhere for a Jeep and a trailer in these places, or in an iner city block.
When I took it to the body shop to be stretched I thought they'd stretch it lengthways!
Two compacts make one mother.
OR
It's not a Hummer, it's a screamer.
OR
The US: it's carbon footprint is 4 x everyone elses.
:? Who wrote that? ?Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
:whistling2:Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
I'm the Governor of California, so I'll park where I like.:cool::cool:
Like this one... Post away Lignin!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lignin
Cheers,
dave
This may take a while as I've got to follow 's instructions, or I'll be blackballed.(Just like MJ??):o:o
Go play among yourselves for a moment:q:q
Ooops, Bugger!!
I've lost the instructions.Obviously deleted the wrong PM.
, please resend, and, in the mean time, somebody else have a go.
(How does one remove bootpolish from human nethers??)
I know I'm stupid, but I've printed the info out and just spent an hour trying to get a "Funny" up.
Can't do it!!!
Looks as though I'll have to remove myself from the game until someone who can work these bloody machines "walks me through it"
Sorry to be a PITA:C:C:C
here is a fill in
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...iomforwww4.jpg
One soprano and counting ...