Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

shopping list

shipping lost

on the waterfront

Check is in the Mail!

liar

Pants on fire!!!!

take em off!

:bartmoon:

scooter

Hoooter!!!!

big nose

Holds my glasses up!!

for a toast ?

for crumpet!!!!

For he's a jolly good crumpet,
for he's a jolly good crumpet,
for he's a jolly good crumpeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet,
And so say all of us.

fancy a bit of crumpet?

I'd prefer a nice pair of buns

don't end up with one in the oven though

oven off

Ivanoff

Smirnoff

white russian ?

Ussr

the evil empire

:stormtrooper::stormtrooper::stormtrooper::stormtrooper::santa2:

starwars

star trek

beam me up

moon beam

moon unit

virgin space travel

$230 thousand

Price of a virgin these days.

high cost for no experience

all blood sweat and tears

Fight them on the beaches

kick em in the breeches

while at the beach

between the flags

surf lifesaver