Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

Crack'd

Egg.

Omelette

Hamlet

Piglet.

Pooh

Bear behind.

Bald.

Eagle

Beagle

Bagel

+ cream cheese + bacon.

Cholesterol.

Statins.

Tastings (Wine, of course).

Whine

Cheese (do you want some with your whine?)

Stiff.

Hard

Lockdown

Better than Lockup

aka jail, slammer, grey bar hotel, pokey, clink, pen, joint etc……

Stock up.

Toilet paper?

Date roll.

Update.

Enema

Enigma.

Puzzle

Jigsaw

Thingamajig

Thingamebob.

Doohickey

Dingus

Dingo.

Bingo

clickity click

Lickety Split.

Banana split

B2 minus B1.

Wave equation