I know the joke about old Mrs Hunt and her square cut punt, but what's the joke about her ass?
Cheers
Michael
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I know the joke about old Mrs Hunt and her square cut punt, but what's the joke about her ass?
Cheers
Michael
:rofl: I've got caption block, but I'd just like to say that you are all funny b(&%$ds! :D
When the outboard breaks down, a donkey engine comes in handy.
Another boat load of politicians heading downunder
Trojan Boat sighted of Australian coast
OK, as there can be only one, I give it to Groggy...
Arrgh, curses...I'll be back....Quote:
Originally Posted by silentC
If you think that "bringin' down the house" involves a can of gasoline and a book of matches..............you might be a redneck.
clairvoyant signwriter
Cheers
Michael
Mobile BBQ.
Satan's holiday
"As well as the Inferno, we also stock the Collapse, Fall-Apart and Bloody Huge Explosion trailers."
With the benefit of hindsight, Bruce realised that maybe his insurance claim wouldn't have been rejected if he hadn't included that particular photo.
His first two wishes of a new ute and fifth wheeler were quite sensible. His third wish of a "smokin' hot girlfriend in it" merely proved that the genie had a sense of humour...
Getting Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johanson and Mila Jojovich to star in a bikini wrestling movie was a stroke of genius. Getting them to rehearse together in the trailer was abit dumb though.
When does the movie come out. I'll take time off work, sell a couple of kids, when does it come out huh huh......please tell me it's trueQuote:
Originally Posted by Chief Tiff
The Director of the Bureau for Public Safety, today issued a statement that 'Lighting farts can be a health hazard'.
Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear...
hurry up & blow the bloody candles out you silly old fart!
Take it away Labr :2tsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by labr@
Bump
hump
Mic-d or whoever finds one first...
someone else please?
Cheers
Michael
I've got one.
https://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...1&d=1289180439
Looter's get away.
Volunteer hard at work distributing guide dog collection boxes.
How much was that Doggie in the window??
Just reclaiming my guide dog totem! :shrug:
Or i could be REALLY UNPC and say........
Well? Its donations for the blind! :doh:
Ma Barker
Hee hee! Gunna get blinded tonight!
Just a quick nudge that this can be viewed publicly.
Just walking the Dog
little kid: "Awww, Mum! Could'n ya just take a photo of the Dog On The Tuckerbox like everyone else?"
If anybody points the bone at me my dog takes care of it.
Cheers
Michael
Dis here dog ehs gona give great change to ma lyfe. Hurry up boy!! You done wanna miss da change.
The lady has got my dingo!!
Stories of Ding the Dog
Book IV
Ding Goes
Cheers
Michael
What dog - Sir?
I don see no dog
OK, Skew, you can have a turn, I also like "The lady has my dingo" but Mic-d didn't want another turn yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Just to keep things going here is one. (It is not me)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Cheers
Michael
There's just no acounting for poor taste is there:no:.
"One of these days, one of these days,..... its gonna happen,..... I just know it is,..... I'm not going to be able to resist it...... It'll happen,..... sooner rather than later,..... It's bound to happen...... I'm just gonna bite him right on his big fat spotty ####!"