You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
Noel
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Naughty, naughty Noel.
Ya cant say that..
Al
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
Noel
Edit:-
Naughty, naughty Noel.
Ya cant say that..
Al
At an interview I was conducting for sessional workers to supervise villains 'I have a simple philosophy with these people, you play ball with me and I don't whack the bat up your asre'.
"Looking back in retrospect". LBJ
William Shakespeare (Hamlet): Brevity is the soul of wit.
Dorothy Parker: Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
(re the American measurements thread)
George Bernard Shaw: England and America are two nations separated by a common language.
Joe
LBJ of Gerald Ford:-
"That boy couldn't sheet and chew gum at the same time."
"He played too much football without a helmet."
J.F. Kennedy: Ich bin ein Berliner. (I am a jelly donut. :rolleyes: )
Getting an education means becoming conscious of what we do not know....
Sorry,
(smirk)
My first edit....I'm so proud!!
Must have been a moment of madness!
Regards,
Noel
Quote:
Originally Posted by watson
Id like to thank my Mum, and all the fellas down at the bone factory where I work.
Al :p
So true! The more you learn, the less you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doughboy
Joe
Theres hundreds of George Bush quotes:
"Bill wrote a book at yale, I read one"
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun"
"Its your money...you paid for it"
"it is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas" :confused::D
So windy here it would just about blow a dog off its chain.
If you burn your ar $e then you will be the only one sitting on the blisters.
And a Toast from my college days
"Here's to it those who do it
May they get to it to do it again." :D:D
- followed immediately by
"Here's to it to those who don't do it
May they get to it to do it" ;);)
Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the obedience of fools.
Richard
I'd love to know who coined this gem
Said to me by a parent of a child in my class: " he was told last year that he could not remember anything.... and he's never forgotten that."
It was Douglas Bader (Wikipedia and Google are your friends!)Quote:
Originally Posted by Daddles