The New Gutless 125cc Scooter - the first scooter to come with 360deg Airbag protection!
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The New Gutless 125cc Scooter - the first scooter to come with 360deg Airbag protection!
As Gawp sat at the pedestrian crossing, he couldn't help cursing those rediculous fuel labels and their fanciful claims...
How about
"routing the exhaust to the center of the seat to heat the rider on cold days had some unforeseen side effects"
Hmmmm- buy a bigger bike or spend all of my cash on Mcdonalds - tough choice.
:2tsup:
Had a bunch of 'em, but forgot where I put them!
Try this one...
The wife has dragged me along shopping again I'd rather be dead!!!!
Yeah yeah i know, i lost the bet (bloody wallabies).
"Hey! Wake up! You're supposed to be at the NORTH Pole."
Help!! Someone's stolen Ed's avatar.
A cymbal of global warning.
"you sure he likes percussion music? "
Morty's job as the wake up call guy, clearly wasn't going to end well.