Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII

Woodnwalls

wood and Wallies

wood in wallets

(Turner's disease. Also wood in pockets, cuffs and more intimate places. :rolleyes:)

no money in wallet.:C

empty leather

moth starvation

Skint

On the bones of me Rs:no::no:,a self funded retiree:doh::doh:

poor old man

sell the van

" ...and don't dilly dally on the way!!!!"

pull your finger out

What, and flood Holland???:no::no:

Dutch treat

Dutch oven

Double Dutch

Four clogs:oo::oo:

sabots

Stink boats!!:C:C

odour eaters

Gorgonzola:q:q

godzilla

Fantasy:;:;

Hey, jmk89,
Do you think we're the only ones at home???

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Lignin

Fantasy:;:;

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Island

PS Lignin - looks that way:U

Ireland
( never alone someones always watching )

Poets and peasants:U:U

i'm here:U



Pheasants

but who's the poet?

poets day - Friday

p..s off early tomorrows Saturday

No P.O.E.T.S Day for me......retired, so P.O when I choose:U:U:U:U

bundy on

Bundy and beer chaser:B:B

4 Bells (navy rum)

Happy hour (or two or .......)

Hangover:doh::doh:

Morning after

heart starter (shot of bundy)

Overproof:2tsup:

Breakfast of champions