the berm, which went "BURM" as it exploded and blew away this french disaster and caused a split in the terrerstial mantle allowing Crabtrees being to re-enter. In order for Crabtree to be brought back to life he needed the sexual favours of........
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the berm, which went "BURM" as it exploded and blew away this french disaster and caused a split in the terrerstial mantle allowing Crabtrees being to re-enter. In order for Crabtree to be brought back to life he needed the sexual favours of........
... of Michelle! Most emphatically: Michelle! Even Susan was a possibility but not Roger, not bloody Staines, not any of the crew of either the Good Ship Venus or the Very Little Gravitas Indeed.
So, does everyone have a clear understanding of the situation here? What was going to restore the Captoon's tenuous grip on vitality was the extremely tasty Michelle. She folded a length of the fabric of the universe over the two of them - in order to gain a little privacy - and proceeded to bring Crabtree back to life.
There was a pause and then:-
"Good Moaning!"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, because ...
Crabtree had the only keys to the.....
Dunny...............
Unfortunately no one realised the Loo had been locked up because ...
they just thought Crabtree was full of it all the time.
Anyway, back on the Gravitas Captain Beaut was trying to get underway but hull repairs (from the GMC Reef damage) were not yet completed.
"Crikey" said the Captain, "you'd think in a bloody story like this a bloke could find a couple of decent shipwrights, well at least a few chippies wood do" (wood do - chippies...sorry) . Low and behold (the hold being the thing below the deck that the Captain was standing on) at the mention of the requirement for a qualified wood butcher, who should enter the story but none other than the esteemed beared, plaid wearing....
master puppeteer and woodworker of legend and owner or the biggest .....
wooden ..
chisel ever...
... seen this side of the ...
... the obviously very durable fabric of the universe.
With chisel in hand, began to gouge out a giant mortice in to an edge of the universe. He then cut a tennon on one of the alternate universes and joined the two universes together with a spot of yellow PVA glue. was proud of the M&T gate he had created. Some people would use the Rocker Universe Morticing jig or one of the many Sturdee jigs available but was a traditionalist.
Suddenly, from through the new M&T gate came a ...
carton of polo shirts adorned with a likeness of 's newest creation for all to wear to ww shows. Upon seeing this, Michelle...
.fell to her knees in front of and ...
begged to be deleted. lifted his ...